I hate little kids

[Wrench]

I hate little kids.
Little kids are what I hate.
I really don't like little kids.
(Insert another sentence expressing the same idea in triple the amount of statements needed)

ITT Discuss what you hate about small children

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I punch little kids out the window on a daily basis.

[Albel The Wicked]

They are conceited, selfish, little bitches.  That think the world revolves around them.

[YPrrrr]

They are conceited, selfish, little bitches.  That think the world revolves around them.

So are a lot of teenagers

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

So are a lot of teenagers

So are a lot of people in general.

[Albel The Wicked]

So are a lot of teenagers

But kids take it to an extreme that few teenagers do.

[Knig]

Funny how most people in this thread sound like they've never been little before.  caterpie;

[YPrrrr]

Funny how most people in this thread sound like they've never been little before.  caterpie;

Best years of my life

[The Speaker Of Words]

I don't think I was ever a selfish bastard in my life.

[Daddy]

They tell their parents.