oh god what the hell is this crazy bologna

[Trini]

Gets ridiculous after #24.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

Wtf?

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

Quick someone try it. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

lol

[Feynman]

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

lol

WILL DU

[Nyerp]

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

this way no eggs are fertilized

[Selkie]

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

this way no eggs are fertilized

rofl

[Nyerp]

ask if she wants to wrestle?

yeah, a stressed person would totally want that

[Title27GT]

8. Kiss her eyelids.

[YPrrrr]

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.


Um... fuck no.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

ok

[Title27GT]

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.


Um... fuck no.

lol

o hay there's a-rod with the bases loaded and we're down by 3 take my hand baby lets make love

[YPrrrr]

lol

o hay there's a-rod with the bases loaded and we're down by 3 take my hand baby lets make love

Yes, let me worship your breasts while my team wins with a walk-off while I'm at a game I payed a good sum of money for.

BULLSHIT

[Title27GT]

Yes, let me worship your breasts while my team wins with a walk-off while I'm at a game I payed a good sum of money for.

BULLSHIT

I'll pleasure her when we clinch amirite amirite

[YPrrrr]

I'll pleasure her when we clinch amirite amirite

Those Oriole women must be deprived if their men think like that. |

[Samus Aran]

Uh well "worship" is a bit far yes but it's a good idea to at least pay some attention to them 

[Title27GT]

Those Oriole women must be deprived if their men think like that. |

bow chicka bow wow