smithicide;

[YPrrrr]

sex in dreams arent that great

not only are they not real but you have to deal with a rock hard cock when u wake up

Definitely never had that experience

[Wrench]

Definitely never had that experience

We need you to get laid. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

We need you to get laid. 

what ive never beel laid but ive woken up with a rock hard cock tons of times

[Wrench]

what ive never beel laid but ive woken up with a rock hard cock tons of times

Neither have I. shhh

[YPrrrr]

We need you to get laid. 

I have no problems getting erections

Just not from dreams.

[Samus Aran]

you have to deal with a rock hard cock when u wake up

What's so bad about that? Makes for a great morning fap.

[JGE]

What's so bad about that? Makes for a great morning fap.

not if youre trying to cut back on beating off or your parents wake you up and say "get dressed quick we are doing/going to go to x"

[hotlikesauce.]

not if youre trying to cut back on beating off or your parents wake you up and say "get dressed quick we are doing/going to go to x"

Once or twice...

[Samus Aran]

not if youre trying to cut back on beating off or your parents wake you up and say "get dressed quick we are doing/going to go to x"

Can't say that my mom usually wakes me up, so I've never had that problem.

[Samus Aran]

Not when you share a room with a brother, who can clearly see your bed from his.  |

Put on a show for him.