SELF IMPROVEMENT GUIDES - My friend sent me this file called...

[strongbad]

Send it to me on msn.
Msn ID: [email protected]
Thanks brotha  caterpie;

[Wrench]

I'm not e-mailing it, I'm too lazy. MSN or AIM only  caterpie;

I don't use IM's anymore.

[YPrrrr]

I don't use IM's anymore.

Get AIM

[Classic]

I don't use IM's anymore.

Get AIM.

[Daddy]

SEND ME THIS YOU FUCKING QUEER

[Houdini]

Dating guides on the internet suck. The basis for all the ones I've read was basically that women are attracted to douchebags and as as such, you should be a douchebag. Although many women do display a tendency to date douchebags, usage of this approach to attract mates generally insures that your relationship will either end once the sex loses its novelty or slowly deteriorate to the point that you hate your life by the time you reach middle age.

[keatsta]

This is the best online advice book, bar none:
http://wikichan.org/index.php/The_Well_Cultured_Anonymous

[Houdini]

This is the best online advice book, bar none:
http://wikichan.org/index.php/The_Well_Cultured_Anonymous

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[keatsta]

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...What?

[Houdini]

...What?

Nevermind.

[The artist formally known]

Dating guides on the internet suck. The basis for all the ones I've read was basically that women are attracted to douchebags and as as such, you should be a douchebag. Although many women do display a tendency to date douchebags, usage of this approach to attract mates generally insures that your relationship will either end once the sex loses its novelty or slowly deteriorate to the point that you hate your life by the time you reach middle age.

Not all of them are the same, I like reading them pretty much no matter what.

[bluaki]

Dating guides on the internet suck. The basis for all the ones I've read was basically that women are attracted to douchebags and as as such, you should be a douchebag. Although many women do display a tendency to date douchebags, usage of this approach to attract mates generally insures that your relationship will either end once the sex loses its novelty or slowly deteriorate to the point that you hate your life by the time you reach middle age.

Is there any such thing as a homosexual dating guide?

[The artist formally known]

Is there any such thing as a homosexual dating guide?

Homos pretty much go out no matter what, if another homo meets another, they automatically go out. Lucky bastards.

[bluaki]

Homos pretty much go out no matter what, if another homo meets another, they automatically go out. Lucky bastards.

Um... not really. At least for me. I actually have interests in certain attributes of other girls besides sexuality

[The artist formally known]

Um... not really. At least for me. I actually have interests in certain attributes of other girls besides sexuality

Lol boobs and vagina. I know.