Dear Diary,

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i love it

though the later levels piss me off and i have yet to beat them ;_;

oh good lord i hate not being able to beat a game :'(
i certainly hope it was worth my $20

[FAMY2]

 I took back 200 dollars worth of cans and bottles.   nigro;

[Classic]

I took back 200 dollars worth of cans and bottles.   nigro;

You are helping our Earth.

You're a wonderful person. <3

[ME##]

Woke up, showered, got on the interewebs, and I've been posting. Sadly, not as fabulous as your day. :'(

[Classic]

Woke up, showered, got on the interewebs, and I've been posting. Sadly, not as fabulous as your day. :'(

Why need a fabulous day when spending a night with me would be even more fab?

[ME##]

Why need a fabulous day when spending a night with me would be even more fab?

Yay, mango. 

[FullmetalGanon]

juevos con sausage

lol
im having popcorn for breakfast.

[Houdini]

It's "huevos", not "juevos".

[Classic]

It's "huevos", not "juevos".

I'm from Texico.

[Houdini]

I'm from Texico.

I'm from Texaco. Want some gas?

[Classic]

I'm from Texaco. Want some gas?

Texas is pretty much Mexico, hence the name Texico.

[YPrrrr]

Texas is pretty much Mexico, hence the name Texico.

It was once a sovreign nation with a rich culture and diversity.

Ok, those last two don't apply at all.

[Selkie]

got wood with my dad. Went to Gamestop and bought me some Wii points.

Came home and downloaded the internet on the Wii, along with Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario World.

Then masturbated

[Houdini]

Texas is pretty much Mexico, hence the name Texico.

I know, I'm just pulling your chain. I'm being bought out by Shell anyway.

[Houdini]

Then masturbated

Hey that's a good double entendre