Why I should not eat leafy greens before bed.

[Infel]

Last night, I had another fucked up dream.

Kaz showed up at my door. He needed another Guitar Player. He was driving a van and he had his guitars aped to the front. They both looked like giant dicks. When I got in the van I noticed a few maids tied up in the back. While we were going there he told me he started a 2 non 2 guitar battle with Houdini and Solid Snake, and I was like "OH SHIT", because I didn't know how to play Guitar. We end up at a barn and get out, and then Kaz throws one of the tied up maids to Cerberus, who promptly devours her.

Now we're inside, I have a green coloured dick shaped guitar, Kaz a yellows, and Houdini and Solid snake have red and blue dick guitars too. Solid Snake breaks a random guard's neck who walks by, and Houdini eats a Fireflower and ends up in Red and White overalls. Kaz went and powered up to be a Super Saiyan or some shit, and I as left confused until Morpheus from the Matrix tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and he punched me in the face. I then knew how to play guitar.

I don't remember what we played, but I think it was Psychobilly Freakout. After, when Houdini and Snake lost, Snake left to cut himself with a rather large hunting knife, and Houdini was mad. Houdini turned into bowser and chased us, similar to what happens in the beginning of Brave Fencer Musashi. I almost got stomped and I fell through the ground to where a capsule that Dr. Light left was. He gave me a leg upgrade so now I could doublejump apparently. I got out, and there were a bunch of headcrabs and a very fucking stoned Bender, and Houdini and Kaz were nowhere in site.

I step outside, and find I'm in Tokyo. I found Cloud dying, he said "Take my sword" and died. So I took it, and it disintegrated. After stomping in Cloud's head, I grabbed Ark's spear. It's a little odd that a whole bunch of them were right there. So I started jumping across buildings to get to where Bowser was screwing pieces of random asian girls he murdered, and as I was jumping, I heard a bunch of retarded things like "HEY GEORGE, THIS WATERMELON LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA". After getting there, he turns around, still hard as hell, and blows his load on the head of the asian girl he had in his hand, and he flung it at me. I did a matrix style dodge, and then I puked. Bowser then exploded randomly, and I got stuck in a cave with a bunch of giant talking roaches, who then gangbanged me, and took me naked into a room with Hitler, who then shot me in the face.

The end.

Yeah. I only had a salad too.

[Commander Fuckass]

Are you sure you didn't smoke pot and just day dream this? 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Are you sure there weren't any mushrooms in that salad?

[Infel]

Are you sure you didn't smoke pot and just day dream this? 

I'm pretty sure I was asleep, yes.

Are you sure there weren't any mushrooms in that salad?

No. I made it myself.

[Garahe]

...I never want to appear in one of your dreams.

Ever.

[Samus Aran]

That was...beautiful. You need to document your dreams more often.

[Samus Aran]

COME BACK KT

[Daddy]

wat

[Sync]

You have a very creative mind.