A story I never told you guys

[Sam]

Okay, I just remembered a story that I wanted to tell you guys but never did. It's a good one. It happened at Connecticon last year.

So all weekend I kept seeing this greasy-haired emo boy who, for some reason (despite the convention being made of greasy haired emo people) struck me as odd. ...Keep in mind I was dressed in a Peach costume and surrounded by other cosplayers.
But anyway, Saturday morning I was waiting in line to see Vic Mignogna. I love taht man. So i'm waiting and waiting, then the greasy-haired emo walks by and drops his pass.. and his names not written on it. The pass is necessary for EVERYTHING. They can't be refunded, only re-purchased. I called for him, but then Vic Mignogna walked by me and said something and fangil squeeing ensued.

So anyway, Saturday night at the masquerade (which is a show thing), for some reason the same emo boy ended up behind me. and asked me to sit next ti him. Being polite as I am, I accepted. He's wearing a fake cat tail and cat ears. Don't ask,. He proceeds to show me his tail, and ask me to feel it. Then says "You know, I could wrap it around you if you want."

My thoughts were something along the liness of "ew ew ew ew ew make the emo boy happy, but ew ew ew "

And so, yes, his tail ended up around me. And then he proceeded to tell me about how he couldn't come back the next day because he lost his pass. I was thinking "oopsie", and said "that sucks." His responce was "Life Sucks."


..In hindsight, that wasn't funny at all, but at the time I thought it was hilareous.

[Feynman]

What kind of an idiot drops and loses something with that much value?

[Tomboh]

so girls let guys wrap their tail around them?

hot damn i gotta get me a tail

[Houdini]

Why'd you let the guy wrap his tail around you? I can understand not wanting to offend him or whatever, but there's a limit to what you should put up with.

[Himu]

I laughed. 

But I wouldn't of been that nice.  I would say,"Sick fuck", and probably humiliate him...

I'm pretty evil, I know. edumacate;

[Feynman]

Why'd you let the guy wrap his tail around you? I can understand not wanting to offend him or whatever, but there's a limit to what you should put up with.

He could've slipped in his penis next and she would just let it happen because she didn't want to be insensitive to his retardation.

[Houdini]

He could've slipped in his penis next and she would just let it happen because she didn't want to be insensitive to his retardation.

I don't think he would have done that in public.

[Feynman]

I laughed. 

But I wouldn't of been that nice.  I would say,"Sick fuck", and probably humiliate him...

I'm pretty evil, I know. edumacate;

If I were him, I'd ask her if she wanted to stroke my "tail".

[ME##]

I lol'd.


Why did you let him wrap his tail around you? I would have told him no and to get some new shampoo.

[ncba93ivyase]

hilareous idort

[Samus Aran]

That's very...creepy.

[Wrench]

Sam is a bit friendly, eh?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

good lord hat mustve sucked
I hate anime weeabo cosplayer faggots, I would've shoved that tail up his ass.

[FullmetalGanon]

poor little emo kid. ;-;

[Sam]

good lord hat mustve sucked
I hate anime weeabo cosplayer faggots, I would've shoved that tail up his ass.

..uh, you do realize I was dressed as Peach that entire weekend, just not at that one event. I wouldn't have been able to sit if I had that dress on. I should have worn it.

And I felt bad! The poor little emo was lonely! I'm so bad at saying no. ;_;

Usually I love emo guys, but not the ones who don't shower. >.>