What is this shit?

[Daddy]

I went to buy my cousin a hamster and the chick at the pet store was like "You need to be 21."  What the hell is this faggotry?

Are you fucking telling me that I'm old enough to kill myself with cigarettes, buy weaponry, join the army, drive, and vote but not old enough to buy a motherfucking hamster?

What is this shit? 

[noodle_976]

it is shit cop;

[Feynman]

YOU MIGHT KILL THE HAMSTER YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH

[Trini]

I lol'd.

It's a special kind of shit I guess.

[Selkie]

oh that's funny  cop;

hamsters are now up there with potential inhalants and explosives

[CHAOS66]

Maybe it was a special breed?

[Selkie]

Maybe it was a special breed?

The kind that eats heads?

[CHAOS66]

The kind that eats heads?

Yeah they're crossbred with turtles, the most sangerous of animals 

[Trini]

Yeah they're crossbred with turtles, the most sangerous of animals 

wtf, I thought they were crossed with Sumatran Rhinos.

Elaborate please.

[CHAOS66]

wtf, I thought they were crossed with Sumatran Rhinos.

Elaborate please.

I'm not sure, I just preety much make it up as I go along.  pseudo;

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I just realized PETA HQ is within 10 miles of this house.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

pew pew

[Snorkel]

That is silly. 

[Himu]

I bought a rabbit before though.

[noodle_976]

I bought a rabbit before though.

and you also aren't JMV  ness;