OH GOD 12 hours til christmas

[Commander Fuckass]

My aunt sends me $100 for Christmas ever year, but she always puts it in the middle of some impossibly hard to solve puzzle, like one of those cubes where you have to roll the ball around the maze on all sides until it get into the right place to unlock the thing, or one of those magic interlocking wooden puzzles... the last two years I've had to look up the solution online.  edumacate;

Ever thought of using a Hammer or something. 


ALSO 6 HOURS

[Selkie]

Sounds like creativity runs in the Snorkel family

[Snorkel]

Damn, that's pretty clever. Give your aunt a high-five.

she's a lesbian

[C.Mongler]

He was busy forcing me to buy Wii merchandise to do so.

my wii hat from nintendo world? i jsut wear that because my jew fro is too messy

[bluaki]

she's a lesbian

How is that related... at all?

[FullmetalGanon]

oh god i thought it was 11 pm and its only 8. fuck

[ncba93ivyase]

IN ABOUT 15 HOURS, I'm cooking up some sort of pasta with homemade alfredo sauce or whatever. Should I use salmon or shrimp?

[FullmetalGanon]

IN ABOUT 15 HOURS, I'm cooking up some sort of pasta with homemade alfredo sauce or whatever. Should I use salmon or shrimp?

shrimp

[Commander Fuckass]

4 HOURS NIGGERS. MY ROOM IS GETTING CLEANER BY THE MINUTE 

[Snorkel]

IN ABOUT 15 HOURS, I'm cooking up some sort of pasta with homemade alfredo sauce or whatever. Should I use salmon or shrimp?

Shrimp, definitely.

[Houdini]

Fuck, I probably shouldn't have stayed up till four last night. Now I'm probably going to have to go to bed late and wake up at one tomorrow. Oh well.

[ncba93ivyase]

Oh, well.

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