WHAT DID YOU GET IN THE MAIL TODAY

[Commander Fuckass]

Got a $50 gift card to Old Navy from Aunt and Uncle
some money from Grandparents
Sword of Mana for GBA

[strongbad]

A 25$ itunes giftcard from my uncle, elebits and god of war.

[FullmetalGanon]

i was just pooping, and then i heard the doorbell.
im like wtf.
so i clean myself up, and look to see who it was.
it was some mailman with a gift.
BUT I TOOK TOO LONG TO PICK IT UP.
fuck

[Snorkel]

I should be getting a C-Melody tenor sax I bought last week at any moment via FedEx. If I track it online it says "3:34am December 24: Departs FedEx Location Minneapolis, MN", which is where I live. I'm wondering where the hell it is.

[C.Mongler]

i dunno, my parents dont let me open my cards until xmas, jerks

[Feynman]

My grandpa's cell phone, he really needs one so we can keep track of where that old man decides to wander off to.

[Wrench]

Nothing until tomorrow.

[Commander Fuckass]

Nothing until tomorrow.

Ha, also lol at the bills.

[Classic]

My sister got her PS2 game that she bought.

[Wrench]

Ha, also lol at the bills.

We got amazing depth for next year. This team(especially on defense) is playing guys literally off the street.
You just wait until all our starters and players are back from IR next year. Fuck you.

[Lozal]

My mom just got bills, and I got nothing.  edumacate;

[Commander Fuckass]

I also got a blue dildo  meaty cocks

[Infel]

I got nothing.

Damnit, I was expecting a massive parcel from Texas.

[Hensa]

fucking panda pajamies... from a black man in georgia  c:

[Infel]

fucking panda pajamies... from a black man in georgia  c:

Do you know him?

ALSO OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE HAPPY DAYS!