I've been kidding you guys this whole time

[Samus Aran]

And you never even stopped to ponder it, apparently. I've had all of you duped since I joined Powerspike. Hell, some of you before that. I lied because I didn't like drawing attention to this little fact. It's easier to post the way you guys think I am. I've consistently posted supposed "proof" that made it seem like I wasn't lying at all. I had modified my posting method to change who I was. I've dropped hints and accidentally given you guys a reason to believe otherwise, but you never picked up on it. My secret was safe...until now. Now is when it comes out. Now you all know the real me.

The truth is, I'm actually

[bluaki]

The truth is, I'm actually

seriously?!?

[Samus Aran]

seriously?!?

Yup.

[bluaki]

Yup.

I'll never think of you the same way again magician;

[FullmetalGanon]

cool

[Houdini]

You didn't fool me. I was just playing along, I knew from the start that you were really

[C.Mongler]

not this shit again

[ncba93ivyase]

I'm Candleja

[Pyrate]

i don't get it

[Wrench]

I already know who you are.

You're obviously

[Samus Aran]

I'm Candleja

doing it wrong, etc.

But no, this has nothing to do with him.

[Selkie]

You can't seriously be

[ncba93ivyase]

doing it wrong, etc.

But no, this has nothing to do with him.

Good, because that meme is worse than motivational posters and Milhouse COMBINED.

[Samus Aran]

You can't seriously be

I'm afraid it's true. It should've been obvious.

Good, because that meme is worse than motivational posters and Milhouse COMBINED.

Pretty much, yeah.

[C.Mongler]

Good, because that meme is worse than motivational posters and Milhouse COMBINED.

Motivational posters and milhouse are not memes. 0 + 0 = 0