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Started by Geno, December 20, 2007, 09:06:32 PM

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Geno

December 20, 2007, 09:06:32 PM
My friend just recently found out she has an STD. I'm one of the two people who knows about it. She said that if anyone else knows she's gonna kill herself and I don't want that. She's really depressing me out too.

So what should I do.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

December 20, 2007, 09:08:36 PM #1
Hi, let's make a thread about my friend having an STD after she said she'll kill herself if anyone else finds out.

YPrrrr

December 20, 2007, 09:09:22 PM #2
Just comfort her I guess...

Not much you can really do...

ncba93ivyase

December 20, 2007, 09:09:57 PM #3
WRITE IT ON THE SCHOOL'S BATHROOM WALLS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THE GENERAL POPULACE INSTEAD OF CARING ABOUT A SINGLE WHORE

or if it's something like gonorrhea just take her to the doctor goddamn

Or let her suffer so she learns her lesson.

or let her become an even bigger whore and infect everyone and let it be a lesson to you that sex with high school whores really isn't too awesome

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Geno

December 20, 2007, 09:13:12 PM #4
Quote from: Lawlz on December 20, 2007, 09:09:57 PM
or if it's something like gonorrhea just take her to the doctor goddamn


That's what it is. But she refuses to tell anyone at all.

Quote from: Lawlz on December 20, 2007, 09:09:57 PMand let it be a lesson to you that sex with high school whores really isn't too awesome
Oh Lawlz how wrong you are.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ncba93ivyase

December 20, 2007, 09:14:48 PM #5
Quote from: Sylar on December 20, 2007, 09:13:12 PM
That's what it is. But she refuses to tell anyone at all.
Oh Lawlz how wrong you are.

When you've got pus leaking out of your penis, I wouldn't call it great.

And tell her that the symptoms fade after a few months and it'll all be better soon. weewee;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

December 20, 2007, 09:15:44 PM #6
Quote from: Sylar on December 20, 2007, 09:13:12 PM
That's what it is. But she refuses to tell anyone at all.
So she's going to become a walking biological weapon because she's too much of an idiot to go to the doctor for help with a curable STD?

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Oh Lawlz how wrong you are.
i sure love stds

Geno

December 20, 2007, 09:16:30 PM #7
Quote from: JMV290 on December 20, 2007, 09:15:44 PM
So she's going to become a walking biological weapon because she's too much of an idiot to go to the doctor for help with a curable STD?
Pretty much
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ncba93ivyase

December 20, 2007, 09:17:39 PM #8
Quote from: Sylar on December 20, 2007, 09:16:30 PM
Pretty much
Good thing I'm not stupid. powerofone;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

YPrrrr

December 20, 2007, 09:19:25 PM #9
Quote from: Lawlz on December 20, 2007, 09:17:39 PM
Good thing I'm not stupid. powerofone;
and not in any serious danger of having sex as an option pseudo;

Samus Aran

December 20, 2007, 09:20:13 PM #10
Quote from: Sylar on December 20, 2007, 09:13:12 PM
Oh Lawlz how wrong you are.



No, he's right. Sex isn't such a big deal that you need to get some skank to do it with.

bluaki

December 20, 2007, 10:21:39 PM #11
Quote from: Sylar on December 20, 2007, 09:06:32 PM
I'm one of the two people who knows about it.
Who's the other person? Another friend, parents, or what?

Geno

December 21, 2007, 10:53:35 AM #12
Quote from: bluaki on December 20, 2007, 10:21:39 PM
Who's the other person? Another friend, parents, or what?
The guy she got it from psyduck;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Commander Fuckass

December 21, 2007, 10:55:42 AM #13
Sign the bitch up for Counseling
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Selkie

December 21, 2007, 11:10:36 AM #14
Quote from: Sylar on December 20, 2007, 09:13:12 PM
Oh Lawlz how wrong you are.


I don't want to risk obtaining an un-curable STD and losing any opportunity of ever having sex again just to have sex one time.

I'd rather skip one time and have sex a little later with someone I know doesn't have an STD.

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