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[Infel]

In this, you get to ask questions. It's stumped a lot of people for days. 

So, a guy has a Limp, and a cane. He goes to a restaurant, and sees they have a seagull meat special on. The guy said "Oh, I love seagull meat!". He orders the seagull meat special, and quite immediately after getting the thing, went to throw up.

What happened to the man? Let's call the man "Jon" if you're lazy.

[Houdini]

He obviously has a stomach virus.

[Selkie]

He has a bad leg

Seagulls stand on one leg............


He obviously got a rotten piece of meat.

[FullmetalGanon]

he ate a piece of himself

[ncba93ivyase]

HE FELL

[Martroida]

HE FELL

The only logical answer.

[Infel]

No, ask questions. All of them are wrong.

[Martroida]

 Uh, the bird had rabies?

[Infel]

Uh, the bird had rabies?

No, the bird does not have rabies. Any about the man?

[Martroida]

No, the bird does not have rabies. Any about the man?

Yes. Was he physically/mentally challenged?

[ncba93ivyase]

He threw up.

And no, that cannot possibly be wrong; there can only be an alternative answer that coincides with this one.

[Infel]

Yes. Was he physically/mentally challenged?

Physically, sort of. He has a limp, and is using a cane from it. ONLY the walking problem.

He threw up.

And no, that cannot possibly be wrong; there can only be an alternative answer that coincides with this one.

then what's the alternative answer? C'mon, tell me what you think it is. This is not some simple answer game.

[Martroida]

 The bird ate his leg, he saw his guts, the threw up.


OR WAIT!

The bird came in randomly and he just threw up because of his leg. Or the bird made his leg do something, which made him throw up.

Edit: Omg spelling errors. -_-

[ncba93ivyase]

Physically, sort of. He has a limp, and is using a cane from it. ONLY the walking problem.
then what's the alternative answer? C'mon, tell me what you think it is. This is not some simple answer game.

Never said I knew that one, but you never asked for multiple answers.

[ClassicsJunkie]

He obviously has a stomach virus.

It must be lupus.  pseudo;