I was in class

[Selkie]

And some box-faced dung licker kicked me in the kneecap.

I said, "um, yeah...." and I karate chopped him in half.

[Houdini]

One time a gay guy with one arm bit my shoulder. I think he liked me.

[Blaze-Senpai]

AND THUS THE WORLD WAS SAVED

[YPrrrr]

Me and Lord Licorice kicked the shit out of Mr. Mint after school

[Feynman]

This one Asian gay guy touched my leg and I immediately moved my seat permanently across the room.

[Infel]

Guff started mimicking me. I think he wants my ass.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The one Asian guy in my class has fingernails one, maybe even two inches long. Every single one. caterpie;

[Infel]

The one Asian guy in my class has fingernails one, maybe even two inches long. Every single one. caterpie;

that's pretty cook

[Snorkel]

Yesterday a guy tried to grab my dick, so I turned around  and punched him in the asshole! Then I punched his dad in the asshole, and told him to get back to his eat shit house!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Yesterday a guy tried to grab my dick, so I turned around  and punched him in the asshole! Then I punched his dad in the asshole, and told him to get back to his eat shit house!

Wasn't as funny because it seemed forced. :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

that's pretty cook

THEY'RE EVEN LONGER THAN MINE. caterpie;

[Infel]

THEY'RE EVEN LONGER THAN MINE. caterpie;

I was actually serious. That's pretty awesome.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I was actually serious. That's pretty awesome.

I was serious too. They're longer than mine. caterpie;