What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?

[Infel]

I really want to know. It's been on my mind since that stupid /b/tard started shitting here because he can't go to 4chan for his fix and doesn't know 7chan exists.

[YPrrrr]

It's the old catch 22.

All you have to do to be admitted is ask. But if you can recognize you're crazy and ask, then you're not insane enough to be let in.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

If I'm not mistaken, a parent can commit you into an asylum at their discretion.

[Infel]

It's the old catch 22.

All you have to do to be admitted is ask. But if you can recognize you're crazy and ask, then you're not insane enough to be let in.

Aw, fuck. Any other way? Getting someone else sent in seems easy enough.

[YPrrrr]

Aw, fuck. Any other way? Getting someone else sent in seems easy enough.

Walk up to the front desk, stand there for a second, then start slamming your head on the desk in front of the receptionist whilst drooling.

That may work

[Feynman]

Walk up to the front desk, stand there for a second, then start slamming your head on the desk in front of the receptionist whilst drooling.

That may work

The insane don't want to go.

[Daddy]

The Danvers State Insane Asylum

[YPrrrr]

The insane don't want to go.

If they realize they don't want to go, then they're not insane

[V]

Just walk in. I'm sure they'll jump at the chance of concealing you from society.

[me003]

3 days on acid.

[The artist formally known]

4chans back up and 7chan sucks balls. not active enough for my fix on /v/

and no i dont want to say sup /vg/

[FAMY2]

Attempted suicide  works if you try it enough.   pseudo;  Of course you have to live through the attempt.  Fine line there.

[Infel]

Attempted suicide  works if you try it enough.   pseudo;  Of course you have to live through the attempt.  Fine line there.

How do we make Zeta do this?

OH SHIT, I REVEALED THE POINT OF THIS WHOLE THREAD.