Santa

[Cookie]

When did you find out he was a fake?


My parents told me when I was 7.

[Samus Aran]

I really don't remember. Probably around age 9 or so.

[bluaki]

I never even believed him in the first place...

"Do you believe in some fat old magical guy with flying reindeer and a secret workshop at the north pole that somehow is able to break inside every house in the world to leave presents within one night?"
"Umm"
"If you do, he'll give you presents"
"Sure, whatever"

[Infel]

I can't remember.

I was convinced he was real because I thought I saw him in our house. I used to sleep with my eyes open.

[Knig]

Thanks for ruining my Christmas, you bastards. 

[bluaki]

Thanks for ruining my Christmas, you bastards. 

One who actually still believes in Santa needs to gtfo the interwebs
but you're kidding, right?

[Samus Aran]

One who actually still believes in Santa needs to gtfo the interwebs
but you're kidding, right?

Why would you even question the all-too-obvious fact that he's kidding? One who falls for such simple trolling even for a second needs to gtfo the interwebs.

[LINK2K9]

I never even believed him in the first place...

"Do you believe in some fat old magical guy with flying reindeer and a secret workshop at the north pole that somehow is able to break inside every house in the world to leave presents within one night?"
"Umm"
"If you do, he'll give you presents"
"Sure, whatever"

I'm sure that's the typical response from 3 year olds around the world.

[Lozal]

SANTA'S NOT REAL?

[Daddy]

I never even believed him in the first place...

"Do you believe in some fat old magical guy with flying reindeer and a secret workshop at the north pole that somehow is able to break inside every house in the world to leave presents within one night?"
"Umm"
"If you do, he'll give you presents"
"Sure, whatever"

jews don't celebrate christermiz and muslims don't and others don't

maybe 2billion do and since it's probably like 4 people per house, that's only 500 million houses, and some christians celebrate it on january 9th so santa comes on another day(so take away 200 million eastern orthodox which is 50 million houses)

so santa only has to go to 18,750,000 houses per hour, but i'd remove about 8.75 million houses since some adults don't live with their kids and some don't believe in santa and other similar situations.  Santa only has to go to 10 million houses per hour which is 166,666 houses per minute or 2777 per second or 2.7 houses per millisecond, which is highly possible since santa is magic

[bluaki]

which is highly possible since santa is magic

nice logic

[Infel]

nice logic

Well, why not?

[Feynman]

SANTA'S NOT REAL?

Shut up, it's been done

[Martroida]

When I saw my mother under the tree.