So I was fuckin this girl in the ass, yeah

[Snorkel]

And then she turned around and I was like holy shit it's a man!!! so I reached around

And looked for his dick,
with my hands.

When I could find,
it

I went and,

melted some.
cooking chocolate.

Spread that all "around"

She was like,
What do you think

I'm gay or something?

So yeah

[Kalahari Inkantation]

And then she turned around and I was like holy shit it's a man!!! so I reached around

And looked for his dick,
with my hands.

When I could find,
it

I went and,

melted some.
cooking chocolate.

Spread that all "around"

She was like,
What do you think

I'm gay or something?

So yeah

What the hell was this?

[Samus Aran]

I think Snorkel has finally cracked.

[ncba93ivyase]

I think Snorkel has finally cracked.

Told you he was homosexual.

[Selkie]

It's interesting, even the shittiest posts Snorkel makes are funny for some reason 

[Cookie]

How does it feel to be violated by a man?

[Placebo Headwound]

This tread is like the best thing that Snorkel has ever posted.

[Samus Aran]

This tread is like the best thing that Snorkel has ever posted.

I should record myself saying it as if it were a deeply motivational prose, because to me, it looks like that's how it's meant to be read.

[Placebo Headwound]

I should record myself saying it as if it were a deeply motivational prose, because to me, it looks like that's how it's meant to be read.

Do it.

[Snorkel]

Do it.

CONCURRENCE

[CHAOS66]

That's so hot.
And, does this mean you're gay?

[Feynman]

I should record myself saying it as if it were a deeply motivational prose, because to me, it looks like that's how it's meant to be read.

I just did it with a wigga-voice. Oh god, I sound so retarded.

[KonohaShinobi]

Damn, he pulled The Crying Game on ya.