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wtf my whole bottom lip just went numb

Started by Geno, December 12, 2007, 10:08:34 PM

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Geno

December 12, 2007, 10:08:34 PM
Seriously guys... wtf happened.

Nobody is home so I don't know what to do.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Soul

December 12, 2007, 10:14:26 PM #1
You could be dying....

...or not, what the hell do I know. Just relax, and if it is still numb tomorrow go to the hospital and see what's what.

ncba93ivyase

December 12, 2007, 10:14:41 PM #2
Cut it open to extract the parasites.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

ClassicsJunkie

December 12, 2007, 10:24:48 PM #3
You got aids

Samus Aran

December 12, 2007, 10:47:48 PM #4
Time to amputate, I think.

me003

December 12, 2007, 11:27:02 PM #5
Put salt on ice, and then put the ice on your lip.
Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:32:08 PM
No offense to her but she kinda doesn't know crap about shit

Hensa

December 13, 2007, 05:02:37 AM #6
been sexually active?  pseudo;

Geno

December 13, 2007, 07:19:04 AM #7
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on December 13, 2007, 05:02:37 AM
been sexually active?  pseudo;
I haven't had sex in like 4 days.  gonk;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ME##

December 13, 2007, 07:27:17 AM #8
Maybe you're going to die? Who knows?

NOA_Haunted

December 13, 2007, 07:55:18 AM #9
This happens to me all the time you have to boil some water, turn the heat off, then stick your lips in it.

V

December 13, 2007, 08:22:34 AM #10
Giving excessive amounts of blowjobs can do that to you.  befuddlement

Selkie

December 13, 2007, 08:24:18 AM #11
It means your brain thinks it no longer needs the lip, so it's not gonna waste blood flow on it.

This unfortunately also means the brain will eject the lip within the next 24 hours.

NOA_Haunted

December 13, 2007, 08:28:51 AM #12
Quote from: Selkie on December 13, 2007, 08:24:18 AM
It means your brain thinks it no longer needs the lip, so it's not gonna waste blood flow on it.

This unfortunately also means the brain will eject the lip within the next 24 hours.
evolution.

Selkie

December 13, 2007, 08:41:28 AM #13

Title27GT

December 13, 2007, 04:30:16 PM #14
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 12, 2007, 10:24:48 PM
You got aids
you get more original every day
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