SPECIAL OFFER FROM ME, QUICK HURRY READ THIS THREAD

[Samus Aran]

I am now accepting one very special user as my "pawn." Whether or not this user will have any special abilities, I do not know. I won't reveal the title that you'd get just yet. It's a super special secret.

Anyone who I like has a good chance. As for the rest of you...well you can try anyway, but you don't have that great of a chance. Find some way to appease me and you just might be my choice.

GOGOGO QUICK

[Pele]

I'll suck your pen0r.

[Necro]

MEMEME


I'm easy to make fun, and always make a fool of myself, which makes you look better. I also give you someone to down on.

[anus]

Kaz, come on. You know I'm your bestest buddy.......right?  sweat;

[Feynman]

You will get a pretty badge, too.

[Samus Aran]

Hear that folks? A special badge! What a gift! What a prize! Better hurry and appease me well!

[Necro]

You will get a pretty badge, too.

I LIKE PRETTY THINGS!

[Necro]

Hear that folks? A special badge! What a gift! What a prize! Better hurry and appease me well!

...


I'll apply the butsecks to you! navi;
I'll give you a BJ

ANYTHING

[V]

Ok, I'm not going to come in here with all the "I'll suck your penis" stuff.

I simply ask, pick me.  v;

[demonprince]

I R LOZER

[Necro]

Ok, I'm not going to come in here with all the "I'll suck your penis" stuff.

I simply ask, pick me.  v;

BUT YOU DONT LUV KAZ

[Samus Aran]

Hear that folks? A special badge! What a gift! What a prize! Better hurry and appease me well!

...


I'll apply the butsecks to you! navi;
I'll give you a BJ

ANYTHING

Anything? Hmm...post a picture of your penis. Make sure to write "Hey Kaz " on it.

[V]

Ok, I'm not going to come in here with all the "I'll suck your penis" stuff.

I simply ask, pick me.  v;

BUT YOU DONT LUV KAZ

Who said that? I like him enough to ask him what was wrong with him the other day. I do care, I just don't show it as much as you with your offers  to suck his penor.

[Samus Aran]

I R LOZER

Iron Maiden:
Kefka:
Moose thingy from Zim:
Chick 1:
Chick 2: kinda

ALMOST A GOOD SCORE

[Necro]

Hear that folks? A special badge! What a gift! What a prize! Better hurry and appease me well!

...


I'll apply the butsecks to you! navi;
I'll give you a BJ

ANYTHING

Anything? Hmm...post a picture of your penis. Make sure to write "Hey Kaz " on it.

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