Give me ideas that will 'wow' my class

[Selkie]

I need to write a one-page narrative including these topics...

liking cheese
basic means of survival
senses
mammals
fearful
thinking logically
needing water to survive
used in medical experiments
stand on two limbs
breathe
make babies

gogo

[YPrrrr]

used in medical experiments

made me automatically think Nazis.

[The artist formally known]

Mammals breathe in and out, fearful of the basic sense of cheese being the basic means of survival. Thinking logically they stand on two limbs, and require water to survive. They make babies used in medical experiments.

[Daddy]

I need to write a one-page narrative including these topics...

liking cheese
basic means of survival
senses
mammals
fearful
thinking logically
needing water to survive
used in medical experiments
stand on two limbs
breathe
make babies

gogo

i was going to think of an allegorical story in which you personify animals as different religions until i saw "thinking logically"


i guess you can still do that.


Humans are the atheists, that think logically and stand on two limbs.

[Infel]

Just fuck everyone in the class.