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LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS

Started by mariofreak55, May 08, 2007, 08:50:11 PM

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lifes all about ass...everyones either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

ISNT IT TRUE?

LCK

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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mariofreak55

Quote from: Pennywise on May 08, 2007, 08:50:38 PM
Lifes about you? What?
Haha.

the censor for the A word is my name.

LCK



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