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How do I get rid of an ingrown toenail

Started by Geno, December 05, 2007, 06:25:38 PM

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Geno

It hurts like a bitch.

And I don't want to go to the hospital.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

CutLess


Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

The Speaker Of Words

You might have to have removed surgically.
They had to do that to my brother.

CutLess

Quote from: XYZ on December 05, 2007, 06:31:00 PM
You might have to have removed surgically.

Yes. It's too late to do any home remedies, so unless you wanna cut yourself open, you should contact your doctor.

ncba93ivyase

You could attempt to lift it up with a nail file then snip it.

Or instead of waiting three months like I did, get it done before it really digs in deep.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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Himu

Um, ew.  Toenails are one of the three parts of the body that I dont like to talk about.

UnagiPower

You're going to have to get it cut open. Happened to me, it's not too bad. Just make sure the doctor puts enough pain killer.  navi;


Geno

Quote from: Bijou on December 05, 2007, 06:36:28 PM
Um, ew.  Toenails are one of the three parts of the body that I dont like to talk about.
can we talk about vaginas den
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Houdini

Go to the hospital  and get a professional to fix it, moron.

Ricky

Hello thank you for contacting the toenail help line my name is Ricky and i will be helping you today with your toenail and foot problems

which toe of yours needs to be surgically replaced with a fake one?

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