We must have our own soft drink.

[Samus Aran]

fuck yes dustyjo

[Kalahari Inkantation]

clam chowder flavored pls

[Houdini]

it is good dustyjo but you must included the ingredients lest we get sued and/or damned for all eternity

[REUYL]

mountain dew kills sperm, right? so make boyah soda produce sperm.

BOYAHBABIES navi;

[bluaki]

mountain dew kills sperm, right? so make boyah soda produce sperm.

BOYAHBABIES navi;

Oh gosh, please no ;_;

[pringle positive]

it is good dustyjo but you must included the ingredients lest we get sued and/or damned for all eternity

It is made of 50% awesome, 50% epic and 50% lulz

that's 150% motherfucker

[Samus Aran]

mountain dew kills sperm, right?

No.

There's so many different versions of that myth it's amazing. Yellow 5 shrinks your dick, shrinks your balls, kills your sperm, etc.

You actually buy into that shit?

[Himu]

No.

There's so many different versions of that myth it's amazing. Yellow 5 shrinks your dick, shrinks your balls, kills your sperm, etc.

You actually buy into that shit?

Coffee gives you prostate cancer.

[YPrrrr]

Coffee gives you prostate cancer.

Serves those smug Starbucks customers right.

[ncba93ivyase]

Coffee gives you prostate cancer.

Marijuana prevents brain cancer, and may possibly shrink other tumors present in the body.

Still, smoking it can lead to complications with the lungs.

[Commander Fuckass]

Lemon lime with a surge of cherry....or Raspberry 

[YPrrrr]

Lemon lime with a surge of cherry....or Raspberry 

Isn't cherry already a flavor?

Code Red

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Raspberry 

Raspberries are disgusting, and a soda made from them would suck balls.

[YPrrrr]

Raspberries are disgusting, and a soda made from them would suck balls.

It's the best berry by far. pseudo;

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

It's the best berry by far. pseudo;

Blueberry