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Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, December 02, 2007, 11:59:04 AM

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

So I just found out what "superman" means:

"When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman"

also Spiderman:

"When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would."

also Robocop...wtf:

"Ejaculate semen into a bucket and invert it on to your lady friend's head"

Soulja Boy is a sick bastard.


also I found out what a pink sock is...

"When you are having Anal Sex, and you pull out too fast it pulls out some of the anus tube and it looks like a pink sock."

JGE

these may come in handy in the future

Daddy


ME##

Good thing I don't listen to that piece of shit song.  caterpie;

Tri4se


The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: Nox on December 02, 2007, 12:05:09 PM
What does batman do.


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When your hittin a girl from the back and your about to climax you start flapping your arms as if they are bat wings, and on the way down from flapping you smack her behind while also screaming "FEAR THE BAT, FEAR THE BAT, I AM BATMAN FEEL ME CUM". When she looks up at you just say "thats right" and do what ever you want next"

that one is pretty retarded

FullmetalGanon

lol wtc;
i never knew that. cook

Daddy

Quote from: NotSid on December 02, 2007, 12:08:47 PM
"    

When your hittin a girl from the back and your about to climax you start flapping your arms as if they are bat wings, and on the way down from flapping you smack her behind while also screaming "FEAR THE BAT, FEAR THE BAT, I AM BATMAN FEEL ME CUM". When she looks up at you just say "thats right" and do what ever you want next"

that one is pretty retarded
THAT IS AWESOME.


FEAR THE BAT FEAR THE BAT

NOA_Haunted

I learned pink sock last year.

Kalahari Inkantation

gay. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Soulja Boy sucks. powerofone;
I learned about Pink Sock a few days ago. myface;

Trini

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Daddy

screaming seagull
houdini
blumpkin
rusty trombone



During Biology we went through listing a shitload of them.   Last year my Physics/Marine Science teacher started talking about them.

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

Quote from: JMV290 on December 02, 2007, 01:07:21 PM
screaming seagull
blumpkin
Never heard of them. Explain plox.

ME##

The batman one made me lol.

Daddy

Quote from: NotSid on December 02, 2007, 01:40:10 PM
Never heard of them. Explain plox.
screaming seagull is when you are fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out, put your cock in sand, and put it back in.   caterpie;


blumpkin is getting a blow job while you shit

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