THIS...is what an essay should look like.

[ClassicTyler]

Oh, that makes sense.

Anyways, I'm in 8th grade and I'd probably fail with that. emo;

I'm in 11th...

you'd fail? 

[ncba93ivyase]

My English Teacher hates me for going to the bathroom without asking.  

You stinky little whore.

Also, my English teacher bitches at people when they say "Jesus." Some kid said "Oh Jesus" when someone said something stupid on the announcements, and she said "WATCH YOUR MOUTH."

Is your supposed savior a curse?

[Samus Aran]

Where's the header? Source citing? Bibliography?

WTF KIND OF BULLSHIT AP ENGLISH CLASS IS THIS? 

There was nothing to cite. AND........the header is on top. 
Plus, I may be in AP....but it doesn't mean I know what Bibliography is...

By header, I was referring to the standard MLA header. Your bibliography is your list of research sources, if there are any. Doesn't your teacher make you use MLA or some other standardized format?

[ClassicTyler]

My English Teacher hates me for going to the bathroom without asking. 

You stinky little whore.

Also, my English teacher bitches at people when they say "Jesus." Some kid said "Oh Jesus" when someone said something stupid on the announcements, and she said "WATCH YOUR MOUTH."

Is your supposed savior a curse?

I dunno...but MY English teacher says "OH JESUS" with us.  flower;

[Himu]

My English Teacher hates me for going to the bathroom without asking.  

You stinky little whore.

Also, my English teacher bitches at people when they say "Jesus." Some kid said "Oh Jesus" when someone said something stupid on the announcements, and she said "WATCH YOUR MOUTH."

Is your supposed savior a curse?

She gets mad when we say "That sucks".  She says "FIRST WARNING!!!  FIRST WARNING!!!!"

[Feynman]

My English Teacher hates me for going to the bathroom without asking. 

bad gurl cop;

[ClassicTyler]

Where's the header? Source citing? Bibliography?

WTF KIND OF BULLSHIT AP ENGLISH CLASS IS THIS? 

There was nothing to cite. AND........the header is on top. 
Plus, I may be in AP....but it doesn't mean I know what Bibliography is...

By header, I was referring to the standard MLA header. Your bibliography is your list of research sources, if there are any. Doesn't your teacher make you use MLA or some other standardized format?

Yeah, we did a research paper over WWII. I did the research about Josef Mengele. I made a 95 on it, but threw it away.

[Himu]

My English Teacher hates me for going to the bathroom without asking. 

bad gurl cop;

I wasnt trying to rebel.  I also got an detention cause I didnt sit "lady-like".  I was sitting criss-cross...

[Nintendude#1]

Wow I could never get an 100 on a written assignment like that!

[Feynman]

I wasnt trying to rebel.  I also got an detention cause I didnt sit "lady-like".  I was sitting criss-cross...

hawt

[Himu]

I wasnt trying to rebel.  I also got an detention cause I didnt sit "lady-like".  I was sitting criss-cross...

hawt

And I had a skirt on...why was she looking anyway? o_o

[Feynman]

And I had a skirt on...why was she looking anyway? o_o

OMG, WATCH IT GURL.

ur gonna giv me an orgy caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

You used the wrong form of "it's"... my teacher would have docked 20 points for that 

[The artist formally known]

AND JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I'M IN AP ENGLISH 10 AND I'D FAIL WITH SOMETHING THAT SHORT. REPEATING THE SAME SHIT IN EVERY PARAGRAPH IS A HALPFUL TECHNIQUE.

I noticed as long as it sounds just a little different it works on teachers.

[The Oggmonster]

But the essay is only under 2 pages.