Broken bones

[Samus Aran]

You guys never leave the  house so you can't break anything. I broke my thumb, and my wrist (it was broken and cracked).

objection;

I don't live in a house anymore.

[Selkie]

Broke my toe.

It was more like smashed though, into itty bitty pieces.

[Himu]

My beautiful leg.

[bluaki]

My beautiful leg.

When did you break it?

[LCK]

I got two fractures in my leg and one in my ankle at the same time.

I was in 6th grade, and it was recess. My friends and I had been playing tag every day that week, and today was no exception. We were running around, all jolly, like a bunch of faggots. As I'm attempting to run away, I climb to the top of the jungle gym, and brace myself for the jump down. About 7 feet down. As I'm beginning to jump, I get slapped in the back, lose my balance, fall, and hit my left leg on every damn thing on the way down.

Kind of a stupid way to injure myself, but, whatever.
I had surgery about a week after that, and missed two weeks of school.
I couldn't walk on my leg for three months, and I had to attend physical therapy for about a month.

[mariofreak]

Broke my right arm.

[Himu]

When did you break it?

When I was 7.

[mariofreak]

When I was 7.

I broke my arm at 6. I fell off of the monkeybars, it broke. some kid stepped on it and fractured it in 3 more places.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I broke my arm at 6. I fell off of the monkeybars, it broke. some kid stepped on it and fractured it in 3 more places.

I LOL'd.
you shouldve shat in his face after you got better
who the hell cant see a kid crying on the floor cheesus

[ncba93ivyase]

I once bumped into my fridge and broke my little toe. Used crutches for a single day.

I'm pretty amazed I never had any more serious injuries. In Colorado, we has a row of bars that progressively got higher from 3 feet to 10. Well, being the dumbass that I am, I climbed to the highest bar and tried to hang upside down like all the girls did. I squeezed with my knees, leaned back, slipped off and fell right on my head. I was only dizzy for a few seconds, and no coma or broken neck.

I would also climb to the top of the monkey bar things, which were about 8 feet high, and would jump off. Never had a single injury, but some girl would manage to break a bone at least once a month. (though i think it was mostly for attention and to get out of schoolwork and damn i bet shes screwed up now)

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I fell off the top of the slide once in 4th grade. I was back in class minutes later. I was amazed that I didn't get hurt at all. caterpie;

[IPWNEDURMOM]

I broke my leg in 3 spots when i was 6, by tryin to skateboard down the apartment complexes's'ss  playground's slide. The funny part is when i first got to the hospital, the nurse told my mom that i was just being a cry baby and that i should go home. Fuckin skanky bitch.

I also broke my ring finger in a fight when i was like 12 or 13. I took the brace thing off the first day and played with a broken finger for the rest of football season. My finger actually has a twist in it to this day, its fucking annoying how it always rubbing against my pinky.

[ME##]

I have never broken a bone either.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i once broke my dik bon

fuck i lold