WHAT ARE SIGNS YOU USE TO DETERMINE THAT YOU'RE DREAMING?

[Garahe]

1. Why is nobody staring at me? I mean, I just walked out of that store naked.

2. Alright. I just put a hole in that guy's skull. He's still moving.

3. Hey, I'm dreaming!

4. Alright, I'm bored. I just laid waste to the city. Perhaps I should find a girl I like and sex her?

5. By now I've usually woken up.

[ncba93ivyase]

Today, I was kind of wondering whether I was truly awake or still asleep. I had a strong urge to flip a lightswitch while leaving Criminal Justice, but if I was awake, I didn't want to risk the "TURN THAT SHIT BACK ON."

Jesus, Waking Life really screwed me up. :'(

[V]

If it's unbelievable, it's a dream. I had a dream the cutest girl ever put her arm around me, walked around the school with me, and asked me out, and I finally had a girlfriend, but then I thought "There's no fucking way this happened. This is all a dream. ;-;"
Then I woke up. ;-;

You dreamed of acquiring a girlfriend? 

You people act as if a girlfriend is the end to all your social problems.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You dreamed of acquiring a girlfriend? 

You people act as if a girlfriend is the end to all your social problems.

...I never said that it was. Although, it is my one-and-only social problem. caterpie;
also you really have no control over dreams so boo@u

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

o am i flying and everything is purple?

really?

ok I'm dreaming

[Selkie]

My dreams have a very specific feel. Kind of the feeling of like if my life had the texture of pudding. Also, the volume is very low. And everything is unbelievably random.

[ncba93ivyase]

You dreamed of acquiring a girlfriend? 

You people act as if a girlfriend is the end to all your social problems.

getting a woman that you'll keep around for more than easy sex pretty much is

[Tomboh]

Everytime I go farther than talking with a girl, I wake up.

There was this one time recently where I knew I was dreaming while still in the dream, so I guess it was lucid... Of course I was just shooting trees with some laser gun while getting attacked by Tie Fighters, and not sexing up a girl.

...

[Selkie]

getting a woman that you'll keep around for more than easy sex pretty much is

Sex helps relieve stress.

[bluaki]

You dreamed of acquiring a girlfriend? 

You people act as if a girlfriend is the end to all your social problems.

I wish I'd have a dream like that. It's way better than the dreams that I do get edumacate;

[rreeppttaarr]

<sup>When stuff like the German army congregating in my back yard, and a southern hick with a gun looks at me and says "sweet baby Moses' seatbelt" and then comes in and tries to kill my family members.

Yeah

Stuff like that.</sup>

[mariofreak]

I.. Had a lucid dream. It was very short, but ****ing amazing. I was flying around, and then I saw a billboard. It told me I was in a dream. I expected to wake up, but I didn't. I changed the billboard image to a McDonald's billboard. I have no idea why, I hate mcdonalds but I wanted to see it happen.. I realized it was lucid by then, and flew into the billboard. I emerged in some restaurant (I'm guessing since it was a McDonald's billboard, it was mcdonalds.) Well, I looked at the menu and didn't see crepes. I for some strange reason had an urge to have crepes, so I just stared at the menu and it appeared. I then ordered the crepes. Right as I was opening my mouth, you guessed it. I woke up.


But, that was about the most fucking amazing thing ever.