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Started by Selkie, November 25, 2007, 12:39:43 PM

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bluaki

November 26, 2007, 09:15:33 AM #30 Last Edit: November 26, 2007, 09:21:20 AM by bluaki
Quote from: Lawlz on November 26, 2007, 04:07:54 AM
I never lock my doors because my parents would be suspicious and think all I ever do is masturbate.
My parents never suspect that I masturbate magician;
Well, everybody's usually already asleep when I masturbate, so I never come close to getting caught.
I think everybody in the house understands that I just like to be alone. I actually lock my door by habit every time I come in my room now.

Jester

November 26, 2007, 10:09:28 AM #31
Your climax must have sucked.
Everything burns.

Samus Aran

November 26, 2007, 11:38:42 AM #32
Quote from: bluaki on November 26, 2007, 09:15:33 AM
My parents never suspect that I masturbate magician;
Well, everybody's usually already asleep when I masturbate, so I never come close to getting caught.
I think everybody in the house understands that I just like to be alone. I actually lock my door by habit every time I come in my room now.


My door doesn't even have a lock, and I'm pretty sure my mom knows exactly what I do.

Selkie

November 26, 2007, 12:06:30 PM #33
Quote from: Jester on November 26, 2007, 10:09:28 AM
Your climax must have sucked.


Lol it did

I was so scared I didn't even really feel it.

Feynman

November 26, 2007, 06:15:51 PM #34

Selkie

November 26, 2007, 06:21:45 PM #35
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 25, 2007, 10:44:26 PM
He is.  ugly;


the hell...

Why does everyone think I'm a girl??  gonk;

bluaki

November 26, 2007, 06:22:43 PM #36
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 26, 2007, 06:21:45 PM
the hell...

Why does everyone think I'm a girl??  gonk;
Because you have a kitty in your avatar pseudo;

ME##

November 26, 2007, 06:26:56 PM #37
Quote from: bluaki on November 26, 2007, 09:15:33 AM
My parents never suspect that I masturbate magician;
Well, everybody's usually already asleep when I masturbate, so I never come close to getting caught.
I think everybody in the house understands that I just like to be alone. I actually lock my door by habit every time I come in my room now.

I'm sure they're aware you masturbate. flower; Though, they may not know what you shlick; to.

Selkie

November 26, 2007, 06:27:57 PM #38
Quote from: bluaki on November 26, 2007, 06:22:43 PM
Because you have a kitty in your avatar pseudo;


oh, alright  j;

bluaki

November 26, 2007, 06:31:21 PM #39
Quote from: ME86 on November 26, 2007, 06:26:56 PM
I'm sure they're aware you masturbate. flower; Though, they may not know what you shlick; to.
How would my mother know? I'm always completely alone and I don't make any noises when I do psyduck;

ME##

November 26, 2007, 06:33:04 PM #40
Quote from: bluaki on November 26, 2007, 06:31:21 PM
How would my mother know? I'm always completely alone and I don't make any noises when I do psyduck;


Why would she need something to prove it? All people masturbate.  psyduck;
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