Let's make a long poem

[Selkie]

Cuz no one is freaking posting.

One line per post. I'll start...



When I lie in bed at night

[Samus Aran]

I read a story by candlelight

[Daddy]

And I begin to feel just right

[Samus Aran]

And moan and groan in carnal delight

[Selkie]

The bed bugs watch my pleasure in fright

[Samus Aran]

As I cum whilst reading by candlelight.

NEXT STANZA, WE CAN'T KEEP RHYMING WITH THE SAME WORDS OVER AND OVER.

[Selkie]

As I cum whilst reading by candlelight.

NEXT STANZA, WE CAN'T KEEP RHYMING WITH THE SAME WORDS OVER AND OVER.

As I watch the clouds from on a clover

[Samus Aran]

As I watch the clouds from on a clover

I hum to myself The Cliffs of Dover

[Selkie]

I hum to myself The Cliffs of Dover

the song repeats the same thing over and over

[Daddy]

Because I'm a felon on the run.

[Samus Aran]

Because I'm a felon on the run.

GOT MY NIGGAS GOT MY GUN

[Daddy]

GOT MY NIGGAS GOT MY GUN

I'LL SHOOT YOU, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A NUN.

[Selkie]

I'LL SHOOT YOU, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A NUN.

THE PUNS KEEP ESCAPING AS I BUTTER MY BUN

[Samus Aran]

SKEET SKEET CHECK OUT A-KUN

GOD DAMN IT THAT'S PRONOUNCED "AH-KOON" YOU NIGGER

YOU RUINED IT

oh well next stanza

I sit here rocking in my chair

[Kalahari Inkantation]

just thinking about my life as i breathe the nighttime air