Now I know how fire extinguisher tastes and smells.

[Samus Aran]

So I was surfing /b/ about an hour ago, when suddenly I hear some assholes outside my door. Again. They were cursing up a storm and talking about how some guy they know is fucking nuts and bipolar and shit. Apparently that crazy guy had run into one of these assholes' rooms and stolen food, then left.

So I'm still sort of listening, and things heat up when that crazy guy shows up and starts yelling at them. Then I hear some scuffling and suddenly "Justin, no!!" Next I hear what sounded like water spraying out of a high-pressure hose or something, and then the fire alarm goes off. I wait a few minutes, then cautiously open my door, and this huge waft of fucking fire extinguisher just hits me in the face. I cover my mouth and nose, but it's too late. It's gotten into my throat and it burns like hell. I close the door hastily, then open it again in a few minutes to "evacuate" with everyone else.

I'm back in now. On my way back, I noticed the guy who did it being questioned by cops. I also saw the room that was sprayed in, and jebus, the stuff covered everything. I feel sorry for the guy, because there's a good chance a lot of it got clogged in some expensive electronics.

Short version (with some extra details I just now found out):

1.) Crazy guy bursts into his friend's room.
2.) Crazy guy steals food.
3.) Crazy guy runs away.
4.) His friend slams on crazy guy's door, and then crazy guy comes out and threatens to beat the shit out of him.
5.) His friend leaves, goes back to his room, continues doing what he was doing.
6.) Crazy guy suddenly bursts into his friend's room and sprays the hell out of it with a fire extinguisher.
7.) Panic ensues.

Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?

[The artist formally known]

LOL BEST THREAD EVER

would you eat fire extinguisher again?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS  pseudo;

[Samus Aran]

LOL BEST THREAD EVER

would you eat fire extinguisher again?

Fuck no. Horrible stuff.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS  pseudo;

...what? Everyone had to leave. The fire alarms went off. And it's not my fault the guys were so loud that I could hear it going on. Whether or not I would've minded my own business wouldn't have changed a damn thing.

[Gambit17]

Haha, I love it. I would've gone out there and beat that crazy guys ASS. Cops or no cops, if I sucked fire extinguisher fluid wrongfully, then you better believe he would have been fucked up. I would at least attempt. I don't know how far I'd get, but I would definitely land a punch.

[Samus Aran]

Haha, I love it. I would've gone out there and beat that crazy guys ASS. Cops or no cops, if I sucked fire extinguisher fluid wrongfully, then you better he would have been fucked up. I would at least attempt. I don't know how far I'd get, but I would definitely land a punch.

I wanted to, but there was no sign of the guy. The hallway was empty when I first opened the door and that huge flood of excess gaseous extinguisher came into my room.

The guy must've practically emptied the whole thing, too. The hallway walls and floor had powder all over them. Not nearly as bad as the room he sprayed in, but still.

I just don't understand why he would pick something as stupid as spraying a fire extinguisher. I guess he probably really is mentally ill, so it's hard for me to imagine what the hell went through his head.

[Gambit17]

I wanted to, but there was no sign of the guy. The hallway was empty when I first opened the door and that huge flood of excess gaseous extinguisher came into my room.

The guy must've practically emptied the whole thing, too. The hallway walls and floor had powder all over them. Not nearly as bad as the room he sprayed in, but still.

I just don't understand why he would pick something as stupid as spraying a fire extinguisher. I guess he probably really is mentally ill, so it's hard for me to imagine what the hell went through his head.

Haha, typo. But anyway, I'm lucky people at my school aren't complete fuck tards like that...then again..I don't live in a dorm. 

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

...what? Everyone had to leave. The fire alarms went off. And it's not my fault the guys were so loud that I could hear it going on. Whether or not I would've minded my own business wouldn't have changed a damn thing.

It woulda changed you getting hit in the face with Fire Extinguisher stuff

[Samus Aran]

It woulda changed you getting hit in the face with Fire Extinguisher stuff

No. I had to open the door eventually. When I mean I got hit in the face with it, I don't mean that the guy actually sprayed it at me. It was the stuff left over after he had already sprayed it. Notice how I said I waited a few minutes after I heard him spraying it to open the door.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

No. I had to open the door eventually. When I mean I got hit in the face with it, I don't mean that the guy actually sprayed it at me. It was the stuff left over after he had already sprayed it. Notice how I said I waited a few minutes after I heard him spraying it to open the door.

oh my bad

[Daddy]

I want to live in a dorm.

[Samus Aran]

I want to live in a dorm.

Not in this building. This is the fourth fucking time this semester that the fire alarm has gone off.

[Selkie]

Fire extinguisher stories are always hilarious

but those things are actually pretty damn dangerous. Can't a direct hit in the face like, freeze your skin off?

[Samus Aran]

Fire extinguisher stories are always hilarious

but those things are actually pretty damn dangerous. Can't a direct hit in the face like, freeze your skin off?

I really don't know. All I know is that the gas left over that hit me as soon as I opened that door was enough to create a burning sensation in my throat that lasted quite a while.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I think it's the liquid fire extinguishers that freeze things, but I'm not entirely sure.
Anyway, sounds fun. caterpie;