Alright, I need to clear something up..

[Selkie]

I am not a christfag. I was born and raised a Lutheran. My dad is catholic, my mom Lutheran, they picked me and my sister to be Lutheran because my dad works Sundays a lot. As a young child I went to church every Sunday, then we didn't really go that much after a while.

We go now, because my mom for some reason had some sort of enlightenment and truly believes in God. I go also.

I do not devote all my ideas to Christianity. I simply choose Lutheranism to be my religion because I was raised with it, and religion to me could be something to use as a sort of fall back in hard times.

Do I believe the whole Bible? No. Do I believe in God? Maybe. Do I believe one could never truly KNOW, but must create their own empire of idea throughout their life, in order to be at peace? Yes.

Also, I am not an idiot. I simply act that way here because my actions reflect the people around me. I have a different personality around different people. You guys, well, you kinda just make me feel like acting stupid.

[iWolf]

Ok

[ncba93ivyase]

gooncamp;

[Commander Fuckass]

And I'm Rastafarian mon.

[Selkie]

k well glad you guys took all that in

[LCK]

tsirhcgaf

[guff]

Also, I am not an idiot.

oh

I simply act that way here because my actions reflect the people around me.

hey are you calling us fucking retarded

[Selkie]

hey are you calling us fucking retarded

lol no, I can't explain why I feel like acting retarded here.

Maybe it's just the internet environment.

[guff]

lol no, I can't explain why I feel like acting retarded here.

oh god that almost hit you

[Selkie]

oh god that almost hit you

lolwut ?

[Houdini]

tater tots

[Wrench]

tater tots

Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

[Daddy]

I am not a christfag. I was born born an atheist like all humans and my parents tricked into catholicism. My dad is catholic, my mom is catholic they made me, my brother and my sister to be Catholic because because they believe in god. As a young child I never went to church, then I read some books about evolution and found the creation story of genesis to be bullshit, even though I still believed in god.

I still don't go, because I now don't believe in God.

I do not devote all my ideas to Christianity, in fact I devote none. I simply have no religion because I do not believe it is possible for a supreme being to exist..

Do I believe the whole Bible? No. Do I believe in God? Hell no. Do I masturbate? Yes

Also, I am not an idiot. I just love pissing Christfags off. I have no personality around  any people. You guys, well, you kinda just make me feel horny.

[Samus Aran]

Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

b& because that movie sucked

[Samus Aran]

I am not a furfag. I was born a human like all humans and tricked into furfandom. My dad is furry, my mom is furry they made me my brother and my sister to be furry because because they believe in yiff. As a young child I never went to Furcadia, then I read some books about it and found the mods to be fags, even though I still believed in yiff.

I still don't go, because I now am a closet fursuiter.

I do not devote all my ideas to furfandom, in fact I devote only a select few. I simply have no reason to go to Furcadia because I do not believe it is possible for their mods to not be fags..

Do I believe the whole truth? No. Do I believe that I'll yiff in Hell? Hell no. Do I masturbate while anxiously awaiting the next yiff art piece by BBMBBF? Fuck yeah.

Also, I am not an idiot. I just love pissing /b/tards off. I have no regrets around any of you people. You guys, well, you kinda just kind of make me feel like spamming your imageboards with yiff.

yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff