my gf is guna kill me :(

[Andrew1911]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

[The artist formally known]

I don't believe you have a girlfriend, have fun masturbating... alone.

[C.Mongler]

Despite that this is total bullshit, it still was fucking genius.

[Daddy]

I laughed.

[YPrrrr]

lol

[NOA_Haunted]

Wall of fucking text, seriously why would you date someone with rude parents? Everyone knows you should knock on closed doors.

[C.Mongler]

Wall of fucking text, seriously why would you date someone with rude parents? Everyone knows you should knock on closed doors.

i need to get a blanket out of this closet, brr shure is chilli *knock**knock*

[Daddy]

i need to get a blanket out of this closet, brr shure is chilli *knock**knock*

well you dont want to walk in on the monsters in your closet masturbating.

[bluaki]

Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards?
That's disgusting.

[Daddy]

Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards?
That's disgusting.

why wouldn't you?

[Andrew1911]

Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards?
That's disgusting.

ur a fucking idiot for not wanting to try anything new

this fucking revolutinizes how we shit you dumb fucking moron

[ncba93ivyase]

Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards?
That's disgusting.

It's gives you a whole new outlook on this shit-filled world.

[Selkie]

oh god that's great andrew



the thought of you having a girlfriend

[Andrew1911]

oh god that's great andrew



the thought of you having a girlfriend

i do 

selkie how about u go and write on how rape victims should be forced to carry a baby

you know make yourself look even more stupid

[Selkie]

i do 

selkie how about u go and write on how rape victims should be forced to carry a baby

you know make yourself look even more stupid

I thought girls only went out with terribly unpleasant, conceded bitches if they were hot

btw: i changed my mind on that, abortion should be allowed for rape. Also, some people pride themselves on their image of stupidity