My teacher kicks ass

[The artist formally known]

He brags about how much money he makes all the time.

Anyways we were in class and in the middle he said "anyone who guesses the closest to the amount of money in my wallet can have it. I quickly shouted "zero!""

He had $100 in his wallet, someone won that $100. But when he tossed the wallet to him it was $100 of monopoly money. I laughed because he obviously scripted it or else he's just a weirdo and pays for everything with monopoly money.

[KonohaShinobi]

Hah, that kid was probably real happy too. china;

[ME##]

God dammit, I needed that $100 in Monopoly money too. 

[Daddy]

My physics teacher was the man.  He would constantly make fun of religion.  caterpie;

One day he was talking about Mormons and he suddenly stopped, saying that the trashcan was talking to him.  He shoved his head in and founded a new religion.  china;

He was my favorite teacher.  He would always go off subject and tell us crazy stories.

[Samus Aran]

What the fuck, he's stealing my tactics. I was going to use Monopoly money when I'm a teacher.

[The artist formally known]

He also said fuck twice today in class.

I lol'd

[Daddy]

He also said fuck twice today in class.

I lol'd

I had a teacher that would do that.

My computer science teacher also talked about using his cellphone as birth control by keeping it in his pocket since the radiation kills everything.  caterpie;

He also constantly talks about drinking beer and stuff.

[YPrrrr]

My homeroom teacher from last year (big Steeler's fan) made a contract for all his Ravens students that they had to sign proclaiming how they knew nothing about football and how they must promise to now root for a sub-par NFC West team so that no one will have to listen to them speak about football again except on rare occassions


I'm going to try to get a copy, and I'll post it in the sports board pseudo;

[36chambers]

He sounds like hes a teacher in a bad 90's movie

[musica.cards]

Well one of my subs are better! She gives us candy if one of the teams in the class gets the most points

[Placebo Headwound]

She gives us candy if one of the teams in the class gets the most points

Candy isn't that great.

[The artist formally known]

Well one of my subs are better! She gives us candy if one of the teams in the class gets the most points

Oh my teacher gave us Halloween candy and one of us got a golden ticket that gave us a 100% on the next quiz. Candy is okay but I can buy like100 of my choice for $10

[The artist formally known]

My Japanese teacher told us "YOU GUYS TRANSLATION MAKE ME WANT KILL MYSELF" last year.

you should have made fun of her for using the wrong grammar form of "translation"

[The artist formally known]

She makes little Engrish mistakes like that so much it's hard to make fun of her for it.

except for that one time she pronounced 'pumas' as 'pewmas', that was just awesome.

i would have shouted "OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY TEAM"



"MAN DOWN MAN DOWN, I REPEAT MAN DOWN"

[musica.cards]

Candy is okay but I can buy like100 of my choice for $10

I can't

Candy isn't that great.

It's better than fake monopoly money