lol secret santa

[Himu]

We had to draw our science classes names out of a bag for secret santa.  And I got the person I like.

All he wants is a basketball and a necklace.

I'm only supposed to get at least one, but I'm buying both.

Are you planning on giving someone special a Christmas gift?  Or someone in your class/college?  Do you have a secret santa thing?

[Daddy]

I'm going to buy some rohypnol for a lady friend.

[mariofreak]

how cute

im gonna get my best friend sebastian and the lady i like francesca something likely

[Himu]

I should of put lingerie and a lacy black bra.

[The artist formally known]

Give him a blow job

[KonohaShinobi]

I don't do presents...I don't have anyone to give them too :'(

[Selkie]

oh god i hope not

secret santa is always so awkward

[FullmetalGanon]

umm... not anyone outside my family. cause i know she doesnt like me, so i see no point in trying. emo;
but i do have the money. gentleman;
[spoiler]i might change my mind. im having mood swings like a pregnant woman lately.   [/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

Chelsea won't tell me what she wants for Christmas.

[Sam]

my friends and I usually exchange gifts, I'll be geting awesome T-Shirts with our inside jokes printed on, with any luck.

[Wrench]

I might get this one girl a gift, but only if I'm dating her by Christmas.

[Feynman]

The day before we all go on vacation for the holidays, I will be dressing up as Santa Clause and being more of a dick than I usually am using excessive profanity and insults.

[YPrrrr]

I only buy for my family.

I don't want to randomly give a gift to a girl because it would be really awkward...

[Tri4se]

We should have a secret santa here. 

[LCK]

It's fucking November.