SO MANY FINE ASSES

[Pyrate]

i have an ass

[V]

My ex was absolutely obsessed with my ass. Actually, I know a few guys who like it a bit. I just kinda comes with the package when you're italian and 5'1", I guess. It's really not that great though, people just seem to think it is. I honestly don't know what makes an ass good looking or not.

You're 5'1"? 

[Sam]

You're 5'1"? 

..almost.
I'm actually a little shorter than that.

[Pyrate]

wtf midget

[Sam]

wtf midget

Nah, but my mom's 4'10"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'm 5'11.

[Pyrate]

I'm 5'11.

[Samus Aran]

..almost.
I'm actually a little shorter than that.

holy bejezus

i thought chelsea and i were short

[Kalahari Inkantation]

go on, be jealous

[YPrrrr]

I'm 5'11.

6'3

[Kalahari Inkantation]

6'3

gtfo tall-ass

[YPrrrr]

gtfo tall-ass

Why don't you live up to racial steriotypes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Why don't you live up to racial steriotypes

bcuz im cool

[YPrrrr]

bcuz im cool

i kno

[The artist formally known]

Some girl's skirt was so short that I could see her firm ass cheeks poking out.

She turned around and had a big nose, so my big thing disappeared.

What a sad sad story ;_;

Once happened to me too