(after making custom sick visit forms for dad)

[Feynman]

[spoiler=lol]"Thanks, son."
"Uhh, yeah that'll be $150 an hour."
"Um, ok. I'll buy you an Apple computer... we'll see."

i dun wanna wait 6-12 months ;_;
[/spoiler]

I've got a god damn Dell Dimension 2400.

WHAT ARE THE DOWNSIDES TO MACBOOK PROS? I'm feeling the need for portability rather than a less powerful Xbox-huge system.

[ncba93ivyase]

ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT THEY PROBABLY GET HOT AS HELL, LIKE ALL MACS.

[Feynman]

ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT THEY PROBABLY GET HOT AS HELL, LIKE ALL MACS.

I NEED MY LAP TO BE WARM ANYWAY WHEN I'M COLD, DEPRESSED, AND LONELY

[unwelc0med]

ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT THEY PROBABLY GET HOT AS HELL, LIKE ALL MACS.

Can i have the rank dipshit too? NVM, it's mods huh?

[JGE]

Can i have the rank dipshit too? NVM, it's mods huh?

lol

[unwelc0med]

lol

im a retard

[Daddy]

It does get a bit warm after a while, but not crazyhot

[Houdini]

How does your dad get all that money? Furthermore, does he acquire it by legal means?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I NEED MY LAP TO BE WARM ANYWAY WHEN I'M COLD, DEPRESSED, AND LONELY

That's actually really bad for you. The heat kills your sperm if it's on your lap.

[Samus Aran]

I wish my mom made enough money to buy me things. :'(

[Feynman]

I THINK I CHANGE MY MIND TO A 2.2GHz iMAC WITH 2GB OF MEMORY.

How does your dad get all that money? Furthermore, does he acquire it by legal means?

Well now he's just an attending physician at New York Methodist and at two other clinics, but he's going to buy a clinic that has a very decent amount of patients from a retiring man for cheap. I can expect my iMac 2-3 months after he's got full ownership of the clinic which'll probably be sometime between December and March.

That's actually really bad for you. The heat kills your sperm if it's on your lap.

More reason not to have a relationship.