Is everyone retarded?

[Houdini]

Hey, is this a thread?

[unwelc0med]

Hey, is this a thread?

it got off-topic. Delete it if you want.

[JGE]

Uh... if we get more member we'll be diluted, so it's a good thing that there's only ~300 of us.

sparta;

[unwelc0med]

sparta;

[Daddy]

Okay, I'll describe it.
Have you ever stuck a banana in your blender only to realize that your doorbell is ringing so you rush to feed your pet snake but along the way you trip over a warp drive and the sin(0) is 0 so you joined a boy band that quickly dissolved  because Joey is gay. And 3 years later you make a comeback as a white woman who makes hit songs such as "Ig Hio Yiou" and "miou oooo mabh", before entering into a final retirement from the music industry so you go to wendy's and realize that your big mac has no kryptonite so you embark on an adventure and recruit a gang of bandits to join you on your adventure, that ends once you defeat the zerg overlord and gain the integral of 6x⁷?

Well that's boyah.

[unwelc0med]

Okay, I'll describe it.
Have you ever stuck a banana in your blender only to realize that your doorbell is ringing so you rush to feed your pet snake but along the way you trip over a warp drive and the sin(0) is 0 so you joined a boy band that quickly dissolved  because Joey is gay. And 3 years later you make a comeback as a white woman who makes hit songs such as "Ig Hio Yiou" and "miou oooo mabh", before entering into a final retirement from the music industry so you go to wendy's and realize that your big mac has no kryptonite so you embark on an adventure and recruit a gang of bandits to join you on your adventure, that ends once you defeat the zerg overlord and gain the integral of 6x⁷?

Well that's boyah.

my big mac has no kryptonite?

[prjuni]

Okay, I'll describe it.
Have you ever stuck a banana in your blender only to realize that your doorbell is ringing so you rush to feed your pet snake but along the way you trip over a warp drive and the sin(0) is 0 so you joined a boy band that quickly dissolved  because Joey is gay. And 3 years later you make a comeback as a white woman who makes hit songs such as "Ig Hio Yiou" and "miou oooo mabh", before entering into a final retirement from the music industry so you go to wendy's and realize that your big mac has no kryptonite so you embark on an adventure and recruit a gang of bandits to join you on your adventure, that ends once you defeat the zerg overlord and gain the integral of 6x⁷?

Well that's boyah.

You forgot about the lesbian sex. :/

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

I would post here as much as I post on outsider if Keatsta hadn't bant my ass.

[Himu]

This pretty much sums up my year.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

[unwelc0med]

This pretty much sums up my year.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

[ME##]

This pretty much sums up my year.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

Why the fuck would a princess have to do all the work?

[Pyrate]

I had sweet potatoes for the first time yesterday.

[Daddy]

I had sweet potatoes for the first time yesterday.

Were they really sweet?

[Pyrate]

Were they really sweet?

Yeah, they tasted kind of like pumpkin pie, but like, good.

[Daddy]

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