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Sup guys, I'm getting laid tonight.

Started by Geno, October 24, 2007, 02:24:01 PM

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October 25, 2007, 02:29:09 PM #135
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 25, 2007, 02:25:46 PM
i thought u loved me :'(

Only on Saturdays.  wub;

YPrrrr

October 25, 2007, 02:31:13 PM #136

V

October 25, 2007, 05:28:17 PM #137
Quote from: Lawlz on October 25, 2007, 02:20:41 PM
Pretty much how I feel about everyone here.


Pretty much how everyone feels about you.

Blaze-Senpai

October 25, 2007, 05:36:48 PM #138
Quote from: Dante on October 25, 2007, 05:28:17 PM
Pretty much how everyone feels about you.
I'm indifferent.

Samus Aran

October 25, 2007, 05:43:59 PM #139
Quote from: Lawlz on October 25, 2007, 02:20:41 PM
Pretty much how I feel about everyone here.


Too bad nobody cares.

Sam

October 25, 2007, 05:44:59 PM #140
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems.
After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.

"What's going on here?"

"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Geno

October 25, 2007, 05:56:21 PM #141
Quote from: samsam on October 25, 2007, 05:44:59 PM
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems.
After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.

"What's going on here?"

"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

wtf
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

October 25, 2007, 05:58:39 PM #142
Quote from: Geno. on October 25, 2007, 05:56:21 PM
wtf
lol you didn't get any last night.

Sam

October 25, 2007, 06:38:58 PM #143
Quote from: JMV290 on October 25, 2007, 05:58:39 PM
lol you didn't get any last night.

lol you're never getting any.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Sam

October 25, 2007, 06:41:39 PM #144
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on October 25, 2007, 06:40:36 PM
I am.

I was speaking to JMV, but if you want me to extend your curse to you, I will. :|
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Geno

October 25, 2007, 06:44:00 PM #145
Quote from: JMV290 on October 25, 2007, 05:58:39 PM
lol you didn't get any last night.
i no wtf
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

V

October 25, 2007, 06:46:00 PM #146
shoot her mom

Daddy

October 25, 2007, 06:52:50 PM #147
Quote from: samsam on October 25, 2007, 06:41:39 PM
I was speaking to JMV, but if you want me to extend your curse to you, I will. :|
I had buttsex when I was 8 so the awesomeness of that act is still in effect for at least 2 years.

Samus Aran

October 25, 2007, 06:59:43 PM #148
Quote from: samsam on October 25, 2007, 06:38:58 PM
lol you're never getting any.


He had anal sex with a 10-year-old girl.

V

October 25, 2007, 07:00:58 PM #149
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 25, 2007, 06:59:43 PM
He had anal sex with a 10-year-old girl.


when someone says "any," they usually mean vagina. :|
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