Sup guys, I'm getting laid tonight.

[Classic]

How in the hell did this turn into a sex education class?
If you're that curious, look at porn.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

it isn't "in" your mouth. you mostly just use your tongue. 

quit nitpicking and describe!

[JGE]

You don't even have friends. caterpie;

you act like you know me in real life

[ncba93ivyase]

quit nitpicking and describe!

PROTIP: He's masturbating.

you act like you know me in real life

people also assume a strapping young lad such as myself can't get a woman

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

PROTIP: He's masturbating.people also assume a strapping young lad such as myself can't get a woman

Actually I'm not, can't get an erection...

[V]

quit nitpicking and describe!

i never gave oral to a girl, dipshit. and you don't put the fucking vagina in your mouth. you just stimulate the clit with your tongue. like Tyler said, go look at porn. educate yourself, it's natural. 

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

i never gave oral to a girl, dipshit. and you don't put the fucking vagina in your mouth. you just stimulate the clit with your tongue. like Tyler said, go look at porn. educate yourself, it's natural. 

and I learn how the vagina feels and tastes by viewing porn?

DUR IMA NED MY HELMUT

[V]

and I learn how the vagina feels and tastes by viewing porn?

DUR IMA NED MY HELMUT

dumbass, you are asking me if you put a fucking vagina in your mouth. i meant to go look at porn for that answer. 

[Himu]

Isnt it common knowledge to know you cant put a vagina in your mouth.

[V]

Isnt it common knowledge to know you cant put a vagina in your mouth.

exactly. 

[Houdini]

So, uh, where does the penis go?

[V]

So, uh, where does the penis go?

get the fuck ouuuuttttt

[Himu]

exactly. 

Unless you somehow cut it out and chew on it...

[Samus Aran]

So, uh, where does the penis go?

In my ass.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

dumbass, you are asking me if you put a fucking vagina in your mouth. i meant to go look at porn for that answer. 

uh, I asked you to describe how it felt,hence the "how does it feel in your mouth"comment, I know you use your tongue, I said mouth because your tongue is in your mouth, you misunderstood my question completely. BTW, in case you missed it, the post you quoted is what we call a rhetorical question, which is a question requiring no answer, I know the answer to the question I asked.  If you're that annoyed with me, I won't ask you, jebus.

BTW

you've got some temper issues, calling me a dumbass just because I had questions involving intercourse.