Sup guys, I'm getting laid tonight.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

For some reason, I had to read that sentence over at least 5 tiimes to understand it. 

Why? it's not hard to understand.

are you having a total mindfuck right now?

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

are you serious? 

Yes.

edit:does it taste good?

[Samus Aran]

Expanding your vocabulary is the first step, Mr. High School English Teacher.

There are no words that anyone would understand that provide good enough descriptions. Since you seem so concerned, why not humor me? Try to come up with some appropriate descriptions. If you cannot, kindly shut the fuck up.

[V]

Yes.

edit:does it taste good?

it is easily one if not the most pleasurable experiences you can have in life.

taste? i wouldn't know, seeing as i never gave oral to a girl before, but i have been told it really doesn't have a taste.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

it is easily one if not the most pleasurable experiences you can have in life.

taste? i wouldn't know, seeing as i never gave oral to a girl before, but i have been told it really doesn't have a taste.

I just told my mommy I want to be a porn star when I grow up.

[ncba93ivyase]

There are no words that anyone would understand that provide good enough descriptions. Since you seem so concerned, why not humor me? Try to come up with some appropriate descriptions. If you cannot, kindly shut the fuck up.

well sir considering i haven't seen a vagina since i was about 7 and have never touched one, i can't explain them

Whenever I have stuck my phallus inside of a female's moist orifice, I can and will explain it to the great peoples of the interbutts.

[Samus Aran]

it is easily one if not the most pleasurable experiences you can have in life.

taste? i wouldn't know, seeing as i never gave oral to a girl before, but i have been told it really doesn't have a taste.

I like the taste enough, I guess. It's not scrumptious or anything, but that's beside the point of doing it.

And I hear it differs from girl to girl anyway, possibly due to what they eat. That's not proven, though. Might just be a false rumor.

[Sam]

Why? it's not hard to understand.

are you having a total mindfuck right now?

Nah, I'm just stupid.

[JGE]

Haha, you're late for the party

[Classic]

My vagina's on fire.

[ncba93ivyase]

Haha, you're late for the party

You don't even have friends. caterpie;

[V]

I like the taste enough, I guess. It's not scrumptious or anything, but that's beside the point of doing it.

And I hear it differs from girl to girl anyway, possibly due to what they eat. That's not proven, though. Might just be a false rumor.

i heard that from time to time a girl can have a bad taste, but that's mostly with girls that don't properly cleanse themselves.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

I like the taste enough, I guess. It's not scrumptious or anything, but that's beside the point of doing it.

And I hear it differs from girl to girl anyway, possibly due to what they eat. That's not proven, though. Might just be a false rumor.

How does it feel in your mouth?

[V]

How does it feel in your mouth?

it isn't "in" your mouth. you mostly just use your tongue. 

[Samus Aran]

i heard that from time to time a girl can have a bad taste, but that's mostly with girls that don't properly cleanse themselves.

Yes, and I've never had to worry about that.