Story time

[Daddy]

When I was a little boy my mom would read me stories from the Bible. She'd tell me about Cain & Abel, David and Goliath, Noah's Ark, Jesus' crucifixion, and Sodom & Gomorrah (lol they all were about death)

One day she told me that she didn't baptize me because I should be free to choose what religion I wanted, as long as I believed in God.




SURPRISE MOMMY.

[JGE]

Wow, what an asshole.

[Houdini]

Feel free to tell that to your mom. We, however, don't care.

[Daddy]

Feel free to tell that to your mom. We, however, don't care.

r u still mad about my thread about how im a dick emo;

Wow, what an asshole.

o yes im an asshole cuz i thought 4myself

[Houdini]

We already know you're an atheist. Guess what? I'm an atheist too, but unless you have something worthwhile to say, I'm going to keep locking your shit because you've made the same thread at least fifty times.

[Daddy]

We already know you're an atheist. Guess what? I'm an atheist too, but unless you have something worthwhile to say, I'm going to keep locking your shit because you've made the same thread at least fifty times.

But I like YPR's reaction.

[Houdini]

But I like YPR's reaction.

Ever heard of PMs?

[Daddy]

Ever heard of PMs?

They're not as funny with a PM.

[Samus Aran]

Become a Satanist to really piss her off.

[V]

jesus walked on water. the bible said so.

[Daddy]

jesus walked on water. the bible said so.

a whale ate jonah and he lived

[Samus Aran]

a whale ate jonah and he lived

also gepetto