My mother is so annoying

[One Man Freak Show]

So my sister called and asked for me, so my mom brought the phone to me. I was just about to get on the computer, and I just sat in my chair, so I didn't want to get up.

Mom: Here's the phone.
Me: Could you bring it to me?
Mom: Come and get it yourself.
Me: Why can't you just give it to me while I'm sitting down?
Mom: COME AND GET IT YOURSELF.

I turned around, leaned over, and grabbed the phone. I left my room to give it back to her.

Mom: What were you looking at on the internet? Why were you covering yourself up? (I still don't get that one. I just leaned to grab the phone. )
Me: Because I'm lazy and didn't want to get up for the phone?
Mom: What were you looking at?
Me: I was reading a review for Phoenix Wright 3.
Mom: Show me what you were looking at.

I guess I have FireFox set to delete all of my temporary internet files when I close the browser, so nothing showed up on my history.

Mom: That's convenient
Me: I WAS LOOKING AT A VIDEO GAME WEBSITE. WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME?!
Mom: Things happen. That's why. I didn't say I didn't trust you.
Me: Then why are you asking for my web history?
Mom: TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT.
Me: I DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
Mom: I think we need to move your computer down stairs where we are all at.

.........

[YPrrrr]

PROTIP: ALL MOTHERS ARE ANNOYING

[Daddy]

hi mom

[Samus Aran]

My mom caught me with porn on my computer twice and didn't really care much.

[Houdini]

So you're mad because you're too lazy to get the phone yourself and your mom suspected that you were viewing porn for legitimate reasons?

[Himu]

If anything, I sort of understand her.

[Hyper]

Unless your mum is a filthy feminist I guarantee she'd be relieved that you're
into women. 

[Link332]

Just tell her you were looking at porn.

heterosexual porn.

[Samus Aran]

Unless your mum is a filthy feminist I guarantee she'd be relieved that you're
into women. 

I can
also split sentences for no reason.

[JGE]

Atleast, you know, you have one.

[Pyrate]

were you looking at porn i think you were looking at porn phoenix wright is kind of like porn

and stop complaining

[CruelPleasure]

Slap that hoe with your pimp hand.

[V]

shoot your mom

[Daddy]

dress up as your mother.

[C.Mongler]

tl;dr