srs thread by srs jmv

[Daddy]

Okay guys, say that one day I get married, and I invited any Boyager who wanted to attend, would you attend my wedding?


I know that I'd probably personally invite Kaz, V, and Lawlz.

[j o e i n c]

Nope.

[ncba93ivyase]

If V went, I'm really not sure if I would go. caterpie;

If I was ever high enough to get married, I'd have you, Kaz, Thiefyqueef, Steal, Skittles, Reaper, and Zidone come for sure.

[YPrrrr]

Probably not.

[C.Mongler]

Depends on the distance

[Samus Aran]

Sure, why not? I'd do the same for you, sir.

[j o e i n c]

Depends on the distance

He's in Italy...

[YPrrrr]

... I just had an evil idea.

Kick a guy (who's getting married to a virgin) in the balls on his wedding day. Turn the most exciting day of his life into a hellhole of pain and crushing desire.

[V]

If V went, I'm really not sure if I would go. caterpie;

Why not?  :'(

i sure would attend, jmv.

[Houdini]

I'd deliver a pizza in the middle of the service.

[NOA_Haunted]

Yeah I would come, and give you condoms. You would thank me later.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I'd get you a gift, but I'd probably oversleep the whole wedding thing.

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If you realize your secret homosexual urges...

[ncba93ivyase]

If you realize your secret homosexual urges...

MINE IS NO SECRET

[Sam]

YES!

Unless the girl's a slut, then no.