THE POLL THAT SEPERATES THE BOYS FROM THE MEN

[Samus Aran]

Scenario:

You gain a girlfriend somehow. She's incredibly hot. She wants your cock. But here's the catch: she wants to fuck you up the ass with a strap-on. Yeah, you heard (read) me. A strap-on, right up your tight little ass. If you don't comply, you don't get sex. Naturally you're hesitant, but you realize you're a total geek/loser that has very little chance of getting sex any other time in the future.

What do you do? Take it up the ass once and enjoy your bodacious babe afterward? Or do you live countless years to come without sex?

Also, an important note to keep in mind is that the ass-reaming is a one time deal. You only have to go through with it once. And who knows? You might like it. Don't knock it 'til you try it, as they say.

[Placebo Headwound]

I'd do it. flower;

[Samus Aran]

I'd do it. flower;

rep; rep; rep;

[Samus Aran]

I think it's worth it. No pain no gain right?

Exactly.

[The artist formally known]

yes but she'd have to use lube and i'd have to fuck her up the ass first

not even joking im dead serious. as long as shes hot and i give anal

[Samus Aran]

yes but she'd have to use lube and i'd have to fuck her up the ass first

not even joking im dead serious. as long as shes hot and i give anal

No, she does it to you first, or no sex at all.

[The artist formally known]

No, she does it to you first, or no sex at all.

you drive a hard bargain but as long as she knows how to squirt AND i still give anal after

[V]

No deal. gtfo

[Daddy]

Well it's still a women that I'm having sex with, so I guess.

Especially since I'd get pussy after.

[Samus Aran]

No deal. gtfo

lol homophobe

[Kalahari Inkantation]

No way.

[NOA_Haunted]

I already made this thread before...

[V]

lol homophobe

Yeah, because I'd rather not have a dildo penetrate me in a place that nothing is suppose to go in. 

[Sam]

So I went to Erika's T oy Chest today and picked up a strap-on.

who's ready?

[Selkie]

god that would be fucking terrible, but if it promises me a hot chick every night for the rest of my life, hell yes.