I found a phone in the street.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

What should I do with it?
And how the heck do I figure out who it belongs to?

[Samus Aran]

I found a phone in the ocean once. There was a bunch of water behind the screen.

...it didn't work.

[ME##]

Sell it on eBay, that's what I would do.

[TheDarkChief]

Destroy it while filming it. ness;

[C.Mongler]

Check if there's a number for the person's house, like "Home" or something and call that

[The artist formally known]

Find out if it's a girl's phone, if it is give it back for a price  caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Find out if it's a girl's phone, if it is give it back for a price  caterpie;

I think it's a guy's phone.
There's a name, "Kevin" on the screensaver thing. :'(

[Wrench]

Turn it in you asshole.  caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Turn it in you asshole.  caterpie;

That's what I'm gonna do...once I figure out how.
i'm not a filthy thieving like u guys orks;

[Wrench]

That's what I'm gonna do...once I figure out how.
i'm not a filthy thieving like u guys orks;

Just give it to the cops. They know what to do.

[GingaNinja]

That's what I'm gonna do...once I figure out how.
i'm not a filthy thieving like u guys orks;

put it up your butt first

[Samus Aran]

put it up your butt first

Agreed.

[Pyrate]

I think it's a guy's phone.
There's a name, "Kevin" on the screensaver thing. :'(

Okay, then give it back to Kevin...for a price. caterpie;

[CruelPleasure]

Read the text messages.

[GingaNinja]

Read the text messages.

xD I always do that when I get a hold of peoples phones.