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[ncba93ivyase]

Surgical purposes most of the time, but sometimes just to be weird. Why would any male want to stick needles through their balls? Why would any male want to tattoo their entire penis to make it look like a dragon? Why would any male want to split their penis down the middle to make it look like they have two?

or sometimes some people find it pleasurable

[Samus Aran]

Oh god, ew. >.>

It's been done. jj.am has an animated gif of a split-penis guy orgasming

[ncba93ivyase]

It's been done. jj.am has an animated gif of a split-penis guy orgasming

And a guy pulling a rod over a foot in length from his penis. weewee;

[Selkie]

oh god


oh god 

what the fuck is WRONG with people? 

[Samus Aran]

And a guy pulling a rod over a foot in length from his penis. weewee;

And a guy sticking a butter knife into his penis. weewee;

[Sam]

It's been done. jj.am has an animated gif of a split-penis guy orgasming

;_;

[Samus Aran]

;_;

Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;

[Selkie]

Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;

My penis is hurting now, just imagining all this.

[ncba93ivyase]

Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;

i think you meant penises but ill forgive you

[Samus Aran]

i think you meant penises but ill forgive you

Of course that's what I meant. I just use "penii" as my personal nonsensical way of saying "penises."

[ncba93ivyase]

My penis is hurting now, just imagining all this.

IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I TAKE A PISS. weewee;

[Sam]

IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I TAKE A PISS. weewee;

But.. I thought you said you didn't do it. >.>;

[ncba93ivyase]

But.. I thought you said you didn't do it. >.>;

[Selkie]

IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I TAKE A PISS. weewee;

lol, wait, the guy with the 2 penises must have to hold both when he pisses.

That could make for some pretty insane piss spraying  caterpie;

[Sam]

Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;

Can he even get hard?