I was wrong. God is real.

[Daddy]

I was walking home from the laundry mat(I got back a little while ago) and the ground is a bit slippery.   I live off a main street, so there are cars zooming up and down the street.   I slipped off the sidewalk and right into the street.   I saw the headlights of an oncoming car and I just froze.   I didn't know what to do so I just closed my eyes and waited, suddenly I felt something pulling me up back to the sidewalk and when I opened my eyes nothing was there.  I just felt a strange calm, even with the fact that I had just almost died. 

jesus must have saved me.




Also if you believed this story I laugh because God isn't real and I just made this up.

[Wrench]

oh lol

[Nyerp]

so you're dead?

cool

[ME##]

I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. I knew it was bullshit.

[YPrrrr]

I knew it wasnt real when you didnt get hit by the car pseudo;

[Daddy]

I knew it wasnt real when you didnt get hit by the car pseudo;

yeah cuz god cant save me

[Himu]

yeah cuz god cant save me

he's just a loving god who damns pplz to hell becuz he's a loving god.

[YPrrrr]

he's just a loving god who damns pplz to hell becuz he's a loving god.

and some pplz really deserve it

[Daddy]

and some pplz really deserve it

like the jews and the muslims and the atheists and the gays and the other 66% of human kind.

[YPrrrr]

like the jews and the muslims and the atheists and the gays and the other 66% of human kind.

I was thinking more along the line of murderers and rapists, but ok...

[Himu]

guyz i was hiding this, i'm really a [spoiler]pacifist[/spoiler]:'(

[YPrrrr]

guyz i was hiding this, i'm really a [spoiler]pacifist[/spoiler]:'(

kayz

[Himu]

kayz

God damns lost souls to hell. :'(

[YPrrrr]

God damns lost souls to hell. :'(

wtf does being a pacifist have to do with anything?

[Himu]

wtf does being a pacifist have to do with anything?

Idk.  Peace out.