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Geno

October 09, 2007, 08:32:23 PM
Woke up late. Mom drove me to Starbucks. Left wallet at home. Robbed Starbucks and took some coffee. Then shot a homeless man.

Then I went to get my haircut at great clips. She cut my hair so I looked like a gay russian. So I buzzed my hair. Then I remembered that I had a date with my girlfriend... She was like "WTF". We went to this resturaunt that was very fancy and I had to spend ALOT of money.

Then I was walking her home and guess what... I found a hundred dollar bill on the ground  flower; Then we went home and I FINALLY got to second base with my girlfriend. (She likes to take things slow)  psyduck;

The end made up for all the crap that happened earlier.  wub;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

iWolf

October 09, 2007, 09:01:14 PM #1
Quote from: Geno. on October 09, 2007, 08:32:23 PMThen I was walking her home and guess what... I found a hundred dollar bill on the ground .  wub;

Fuck you.  argh;

ncba93ivyase

October 09, 2007, 10:16:05 PM #2

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

The artist formally known

October 09, 2007, 10:18:08 PM #3

V

October 09, 2007, 10:39:18 PM #4
Quote from: steal on October 09, 2007, 10:15:42 PM
wat am bullshit


Quote from: Geno. on October 09, 2007, 08:32:23 PM
Woke up late. Mom drove me to Starbucks. Left wallet at home. Robbed Starbucks and took some coffee. Then shot a homeless man.

Then I went to get my haircut at great clips. She cut my hair so I looked like a gay russian. So I buzzed my hair. Then I remembered that I had a date with my girlfriend... She was like "WTF". We went to this resturaunt that was very fancy and I had to spend ALOT of money.

Then I was walking her home and guess what... I found a hundred dollar bill on the ground  flower; Then we went home and I FINALLY got to second base with my girlfriend. (She likes to take things slow)  psyduck;

The end made up for all the crap that happened earlier.  wub;


THAR GOES YE' BULLSHIT, STEAL.

Kalahari Inkantation

October 10, 2007, 03:11:22 PM #5
lol
girlfriend
good one

Geno

October 10, 2007, 03:23:04 PM #6
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on October 10, 2007, 03:11:22 PM
lol
girlfriend
good one
lol you're just jealous cuz I can get pussy.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Himu

October 10, 2007, 03:23:44 PM #7
U seriously shot a homeless man?

C.Mongler

October 10, 2007, 03:28:52 PM #8
i got to second base with my ex girlfriend in less than a month. ur ghey  lol

Feynman

October 10, 2007, 03:31:01 PM #9 Last Edit: October 10, 2007, 03:42:02 PM by Bassir C.
You two played baseball in the streets with only two bases right after you found a hundred bucks on the floor? psyduck;

Kalahari Inkantation

October 10, 2007, 03:33:34 PM #10
Quote from: Geno. on October 10, 2007, 03:23:04 PM
lol you're just jealous cuz I can get pussy.

soap doesnt count

Nyerp

October 10, 2007, 03:37:12 PM #11
good now eat some food

Title27GT

October 10, 2007, 03:40:19 PM #12
Why did everyone tell me you were gay psyduck;

Geno

October 10, 2007, 07:04:29 PM #13
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 10, 2007, 03:40:19 PM
Why did everyone tell me you were gay psyduck;
wtf.  psyduck;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

October 10, 2007, 07:08:40 PM #14
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on October 10, 2007, 03:33:34 PM
soap doesnt count


STOP DRAGGING HIM INTO EVERYTHING ;-;
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