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[Commander Fuckass]

some girl tried to suck my dick today, but i was liek ew u have cooties.

[iWolf]

thats cool

[Samus Aran]

First of all, you're lying. Secondly, nobody cares. And lastly, this thread sucks.

[Feynman]

First of all, you're lying. Secondly, nobody cares. And lastly, this thread sucks.

wtf just because you have a girlfriend doesnt mean its impossible for someone else to get action

especially considering this man frequently cybers with clucky

and the cooties joke could've been a joke used to describe his complete acception of the offer in some sort of sarcastic way

[Samus Aran]

wtf just because you have a girlfriend doesnt mean its impossible for someone else to get action

That has nothing to do with it. Even if he was offered, he wouldn't say "ew u haev cooties."

[Feynman]

That has nothing to do with it. Even if he was offered, he wouldn't say "ew u haev cooties."

Many people including myself often make jokes like that, so just because you don't doesn't mean someone else won't.

[Samus Aran]

Many people including myself often make jokes like that, so just because you don't doesn't mean someone else won't.

Why are you reading into this so much? When did I ever say someone else wouldn't? Why would I care that you make jokes like that?



It's a shitty excuse for a joke thread. Get over it.

[V]

lol did she get pregnate?