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Started by Geno, October 08, 2007, 10:12:08 PM

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October 08, 2007, 10:12:08 PM Last Edit: October 08, 2007, 10:15:49 PM by Geno.
I was riding my unicycle down the street when all of a sudden "KABLOGNA!" something creaked on the concrete floor. I looked over and saw a chocolate bar sitting on a rocking chair on the roof of the strip club. Then I went over to the vanilla and I sat on the remote. Then on came the can opener. I quickly ran for a weapon at the volcano and I started chewing on my toes. Then the buffalo started eating saltines and morphed into kirstin dunst and sierra mist shot out of her ass as i fervently masturbated whilst having sailor neptune fuck me up the ass with a five-foot telephone pole dildo.

So can anyone help me stay off drugs?
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

October 08, 2007, 10:12:33 PM #1
Look at clucky's eyes.

JGE

October 08, 2007, 10:12:46 PM #2
Ok

Geno

October 08, 2007, 10:12:54 PM #3
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

October 08, 2007, 10:14:47 PM #4
You forgot about the part where the buffalo started eating saltines and morphed into kirstin dunst and sierra mist shot out of her ass as i fervently masturbated whilst having sailor neptune fuck me up the ass with a five-foot telephone pole dildo

Geno

October 08, 2007, 10:16:03 PM #5
Quote from: Kazarus on October 08, 2007, 10:14:47 PM
You forgot about the part where the buffalo started eating saltines and morphed into kirstin dunst and sierra mist shot out of her ass as i fervently masturbated whilst having sailor neptune fuck me up the ass with a five-foot telephone pole dildo
No I didn't  :|
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

October 08, 2007, 10:17:08 PM #6
Quote from: Geno. on October 08, 2007, 10:16:03 PM
No I didn't  :|


also bear driving car

Geno

October 08, 2007, 10:17:30 PM #7
Quote from: Kazarus on October 08, 2007, 10:17:08 PM
also bear driving car
wtf stop making up shit.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard
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